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They do what now?

Perhaps you didn't expect me to come out of months of hibernation (I'm glad to be back :) ) Why am I a bear?

With the help of soy sauce, he devoured all three with ease. Now what did your smart and witty father do with the waitress at his house? (Or was that waitress your mother? :wink: )

With its nonsensical posts and many twists and turns that we forgot what the last quetion was, this thread has started to be like a FOX reality show. Let's refresh everyone's memory one more time: Now there is one thing that has not been cleared up: What did your father see in his fortune...

Well, seeing as how being 1/3 of any nationality is impossible, but then again, so is naming a wooden puppet Pinoccio and watching it come alive, but people tell that story anyway. So my best guess would be that she would accept to "be a real boy" but in this case it would be to be a real...

This issue has been leeching on me for decades. We've had a mosquito problem back in the day, yet the problem itches to be solved to this day. At the time, we made the temporary and rash, yet effective desicion to utilize bug spray. But nowadays, that solution has become a real pest. The common...

It's not so important as to have intuition, but one must BE intuition. For, if one is out of tuition, they won't be offered a quetion, needless to mention. When will a**holes posting here learn to read instructions? (fill in the asterisks...)

if by "college" you mean "glue," it is the adhesive material that you may sniff for pleasure (warning: may cause you to see dragons) and waste by smearing it between two objects to stick them together. Having said that, I have no idea what "college" is, thus, using my wonderful speechcraft, I...

It will, if you read the instructions at the beginning of the thread. Now, back to my question... Where did I get the story from?

Of course. Scientists have confirmed a new human species much superior to ourselves living just a mere five miles beneath Denver. These incredibly advanced people have Photosynthetic transportation, also known as "Beam me up, Scottie!" and the algorithm for guessing the correct answers on the...

I doubt it, whenever I try, I end up saying lollipop. No offense but, how many polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Patriots? What patriots? Them folks were outta fashion a hundred years ago. Nowadays, it's them conspiracy theorists, thinkin' they're all that, no trust in the president, (a tear rolls down my cheek) it's sad. Just really sad. Now that there's no beef between Cuba and us (That's what the prez...

They ain't comin so good these days. The ones I bought from the store were generic, so they take fifteen minutes to get going. Do you know of any that are of name-brand?

No, frankly, I find the president a bit too liberal for my tastes. If the president is liberal, why did he outlaw stem cell research?

Topology. Make two intrusions into the surface for finger holes while still keeping the shape intact. Speaking of genetic development, why do you all still believe in evolution despite the tremendous anount of evidence behind Intelligent Design?