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[okay, i'll bite...] infinite stupidity re stupid quetions what is the stupidest quetion thus far (she said, managing to say "stupid" three - wait, no! four! - times in the last two sentences)

You would be the contiuuuuuum How could life be if GOD were one of us?

Every time you are near? And, did you just commit a foul by using the word "question" rather than the appropriate - and thread-wise - "quetion"? wait.wait. here's my quetion: Just like me, do you like to be, close to them?

naw, they just go to the old people place promised pre-programmed for them. Does a pre-program have to run prior to a program or can it run concurrently, after or never at all, time-wise (speaking quantum-ly, of course)?

becuse wining never wins anything... Where did the yellow fin tuna go wrong - i mean, he's not on the can and is probably nearly extinct by now, to boot?

I hear that brocolli grows wild at area 51 Is cauliflower an alternative?

Er, the latter. Is there an end to all this jellitivity?

Matter, schmatter. Who cares what "it" said. (this being not the proper quetion either...) By the way, who is "it"?

no, I only hate it when sh*t happens (fill in the asterisk..) Is asterisk fillling ever used in cooking?

Possibly a new age shop, or failing that, a hoover salesman might point you in the right direction. I personally have not had cause to slap a fish, but during my short stay in the coast guard, I was involved in some rather nasty crab-wrangling. Why is it crabs prefer pina coladas to any...

It's offered at the pound on the 3rd Thursdays of the month - the 2nd Thursdays being Yoga and canine singles night. How is dog Yoga superior to Hindu?

A 'butt to sit' is the loose paraphrasing of the line in last quatrain of the love poem by J. F. Prufrock, "Hearts Awing" which states: "Seating the emotional lever, he held her by motion alone; Awaiting her face in the heather, once, again, to the depths he'd atone." Therefore, they do, in...

The candy wasn't rotten in the beginning - it's just the rebagging it year after year for ..what is it? .. Heart's day (the one in February...). I ate a "Be Mine" last year that must have come from a package initially bagged in 1968. Do Valentines have any specific gravity to those not...

no doubt. Is the monster-under-the-bed related to the bogeyman?

no, only stupid quetions ('don't know where the ansers are...) Does marsupial have to do with sucking anything...?