thunderfvck

Giving birth is a lot like taking a dump, both are condemned to the sewers.

"I believe that public masturbation should be deemed respectable, I should feel no shame in whipping it out when I feel the need to do so." - Abraham Lincholn
...we all knew what he was really hiding with that top hat...yes, there was a penis growing out of his head, and yes, it measured several feet...