Can you answer this?

[timejim]

What is between 2 ears, has no mass and occupies no space but requires intelligence?

[recon]

Is this a trick question?

I never was good at this sort of things. Here's what I think the answer is:

' What is between 2 ears, has no mass and occupies no space but requires intelligence? '

The question doesn't really have mass or space if it is in cyberspace, does it? But it DOES require intelligence, which I quite obviously don't have.

[jimmy p]

The space in my head where my brain should be. it is empty it has no mass and it REQUIRES intelligence (i even has a vacancy sign on my head for intelligence) because im sucking at my exams.

right answer?

[?]

[Monique]

The space between small boxes in the upper corner of the page in a newspaper or periodical that contains a printed notice, such as promotional material or weather information [:D]

[Evo]

thought, reasoning, understanding, etc... these have no mass and would be performed between 2 ears, but without the "mass" that makes them possible, they can't happen, so I don't know.

[jimmy p]

OOH OOH I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! invisible massless aliens which are hologramatic so take up no space....wait for it, IN A CORNFIELD...they have ears of corn either side of them!! oh yes, what a PRO! [:D]

[hedons]

consciousness?

[Integral]

Let me think about this!

Evo beat me to it, sounds like a thought.

[phatmonky]

thoughts, ideas,etc.

[jimmy p]

so not invisible massless hologramatic corn-loving aliens then? [b(]

[Monique]

I guess the space between small boxes in the upper corner of the page in a newspaper or periodical that contains a printed notice, such as promotional material or weather information neither [:(]

[photon]

The mind?

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by timejim
What is between 2 ears, has no mass and occupies no space but requires intelligence? A conversation.

[Evo]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
A conversation. Wouldn't that normally be between a mouth and an ear? Of course, some of us do have "conversations" going on between our ears. [8)]

[jimmy p]

Originally posted by Evo
Wouldn't that normally be between a mouth and an ear? Of course, some of us do have "conversations" going on between our ears. [8)]

I bet "they" told you to say that! [6)]

[timejim]

Originally posted by phatmonky
thoughts, ideas,etc.

Yes!

[Evo]

Originally posted by timejim
Yes! HEY! I posted that first!!! [:D] (shoves phatmonkey out of the way) [;)] [:D] Originally posted by Evo thought, reasoning, understanding, etc...

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by timejim
Yes!
Heh*Heh*Heh! [:))] Care to prove that? [6)] [o)]

[Zantra]

Evo got it.

Hey whatever happened to those weekly quizzes ?

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Zantra
Evo got it. Not disputing that....questioning the 'proof' of her answer, as in Prove you have had a thought!! (you, now --> [*(] )

)me, Now, [:))] [:D] [6)] [a)] [6)] [6)] [a)] [a)] ( GETCHA?

[Tsu]

So, you're saying Van Gogh had no thoughts or intelligence since he only had one ear? Now wait just a gall dang minute here...[:D]

[Tsu]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Heh*Heh*Heh! [:))] Care to prove that? [6)] [o)]

I'M her proof!!! Care to DISPROVE THAT, you planetary/universal slumlord, you!!??? [:D] [!:)] [:D]
(you, now -->[*(])
(Evo and me now --->[:D] [:D] [:D] [6)] [o)])

Yeah, and Neptune belongs to Phobos, you smarmy sonnofagun!!![:D] [:))] We've reposessed it TO PAY YOUR BACKTAXES!! HA! Take THAT!!!![:D] [:D]

[timejim]

Originally posted by Evo
HEY! I posted that first!!! [:D] (shoves phatmonkey out of the way) [;)] [:D]

Okay, whoever was first, but I thought Who was on second and What was on first?

[phatmonky]

Originally posted by timejim
Okay, whoever was first, but I thought Who was on second and What was on first?
who's on first, what's on second, I don't know's on third.


What?

he's on second

who?

No, he's on first!
[g)]

[jimmy p]

so where do i stand??? as long as it isnt in the cornfield with the invisible massless hologramatic aliens im ok. [o)]

[Tsu]

Originally posted by jimmy p
... im ok. [o)]
THAT'S debatable![6)]

[jimmy p]

Originally posted by Tsunami
THAT'S debatable![6)]

well THAT is just mean! [b(]

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Please everyone if you will just start wrting out your declaration of faith loyalty and willingness to remain subserviant and suplicational to me for the rest of my, and 'myn Herrs', lives, THEN we can return to this silly debate you have about my ownership of everything, and how you think you will still have the rigths to breath my air...

(how is it Y'alls types that...)

MaWHOooooHahahahahaHaHaHaha....insert evil laughing smilie...well somewheres... [6)] [6)]

[Tsu]

Originally posted by jimmy p
well THAT is just mean! [b(]
Oh, Chopnik! I'm sorry! I was just teasing you! It's what I say about myself when people say to me 'Hey, Tsunami. I don't care what your mom says about you - you're OK'.
OK? Are you OK now? Evo! Give your sweet sonny boy a BIG hug and a piece of Belgian chocolate for me! I went and hurt his feelings! [:(] I'm gonna go collect me some whippings and put on a hair shirt for a while...[*(] [:(]

[jimmy p]

Originally posted by Tsunami
[:(] I'm gonna go collect me some whippings and put on a hair shirt for a while...[*(] [:(]


Hehe that made me laugh, you dont have to collect whippings or wear a hair shirt! you made me happy with that post so all is forgiven! *BIG HUG*

me =[:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D]

[Tsu]

Originally posted by jimmy p
Hehe that made me laugh, you dont have to collect whippings or wear a hair shirt! you made me happy with that post so all is forgiven! *BIG HUG*

me =[:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D]

Thank you, sweet Chopnik! (*removes nasty offending shirt*) AHHH.....MUCH better. [:D] [6)] (What a sick, barbaric practice THAT used to be!! Who the h*ll ever thought of THAT one??!!)

[jimmy p]

someone who was an evil and sadistic task-master who had way too much time on his hands as to develop cruel instruments and methods of torture. [!:)] Maybe it was an ancestor of Mr. Robin Parsons, the cruel and oppressive Overlord of the Solar System, scourge of the stars, master of the meteors, commander of crappy cliches! [:D]

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
someone who was an evil and sadistic task-master who had way too much time on his hands as to develop cruel instruments and methods of torture. [!:)] Maybe it was an ancestor of Mr. Robin Parsons, the cruel and oppressive Overlord of the Solar System, scourge of the stars, master of the meteors, commander of crappy cliches! [:D] Humm the word "Proprietor" is sufficient to cover it all, n'est pas?

[Tsu]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Humm the word "Proprietor" is sufficient to cover it all, n'est pas?
Nope. SLUMLORD!! [:D] [:D]

[jimmy p]

i thought that you could have done with all the introduction....jeez some Overlords are never happy...

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Tsunami Nope. SLUMLORD!! [:D] [:D]
That is simply a reflection of my tenants, not myself, they are the ones who turn it into a slum, NOT the owners, they just don't bother repairing them.....but that too will change, Oh ya, Landlord implies householder, you seem to have missed that I am the proprietor of ALL MATERIAL MATTER, liquids, Solids and Gases!

[jimmy p]

So you dont control plasma???? *YOINK*

ALL HAIL JIMMY P, THE LORD OF PLASMA!! [6)] [:D]

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
ALL HAIL JIMMY P, THE LORD OF PLASMA!! [6)] [:D] (knowledge is power) Ahem bud your Hee hee Plasma uses my matter to get generated ergo licensing rights You Owe Me even BIGGER!! NOW!!
[*(] <--- You Me ---> [:D] the rest of the board ?? --> [o)]

[jimmy p]

I still have my title..[b(] Anyway, one day us opressed masses will overthrow you villain.

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
I still have my title..[b(] Anyway, one day us opressed masses will overthrow you villain. Oppressed Masses, HAH! now you've done it! for certain! it's a comin now! you'll see!

([6)])

[jimmy p]

You dont scare me... my mum can be a lot worse than you could ever imagine!!!

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
You dont scare me... my mum can be a lot worse than you could ever imagine!!! Your MOM?? isn't she material, I own ALL MATERIAL, so I own your MOM!! (Heh! heh! heh!) [8)] [6)]

[6)] [6)]

[jimmy p]

she's a dab hand with a rolling pin, dont wanna get on the wrong side of her. Anyway you wouldnt wanna hurt me cos you wanna find out what 'it' is my adopted mom does in French maids uniform so back off buddy! [6)] [6)] [;)]

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
she's a dab hand with a rolling pin, dont wanna get on the wrong side of her. Anyway you wouldnt wanna hurt me cos you wanna find out what 'it' is my adopted mom does in French maids uniform so back off buddy! [6)] [6)] [;)] "Rolling Pin" Me too! and as for the French maids uniform, well she can leave it off...[6)]


**MRP walking out sdrawkcab **

[Evo]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
and as for the French maids uniform, well she can leave it off...[6)]
GASP!!! [o)] Mr Parsons...I am Jimmy P's adopted mom! My french maid's costume will remain on. Hmmpf!

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Evo
GASP!!! [o)] Mr Parsons...I am Jimmy P's adopted mom! My french maid's costume will remain on. Hmmpf! Dang dangerous thrad to get into Evo, Here, I own allllllll matter....didn't you once mention a daughter? isn't she made out of matter? hummm, let me consult with my lawyers, I'll get back to ya....[6)]

[jimmy p]

Hey dont pick on my adopted mom and sister...your, your power crazy, your a meglomaniac (run Evo run, i'll stall him for as long as i can!!)

What will it be Mr. Robin Parsons, swords or pistols?? [6)]

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
Hey dont pick on my adopted mom and sister...your, your power crazy, your a meglomaniac (run Evo run, i'll stall him for as long as i can!!)

What will it be Mr. Robin Parsons, swords or pistols?? [6)] **Pulls out his Bazooka**

[jimmy p]

HEY!!! that wasnt one of the options!!!

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

**Pulls out his Bazooka**...from within his new M1 A1 Tank...[6)]

[Monique]

[o)] what are you people talking about!??? never mind me budding in..

[jimmy p]

Im trying to save my mom from an evil opressive overlord, so i have challenged him to a duel to by for time...however he doesnt seem to understand PISTOLS OR SWORDS!!

make sure when you fire the bazooka, you arent INSIDE the tank [:D]

[jimmy p]

anyway, have your M1A1 abrams. The M1A2 is much better!! *yoink*

[Monique]

I need a ROTFLOL smily.. [:D] [:D] [:D] http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/lachen/laughing-smiley-014.gif

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
anyway, have your M1A1 abrams. The M1A2 is much better!! *yoink* Yes, but I own all matter!! so give it baaaack!! [6)]

[Tsu]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
**Pulls out his Bazooka**
Yeah, right! You're gonna fight pistols or swords with bubblegum!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D]

[Evo]

Originally posted by jimmy p
Im trying to save my mom from an evil opressive overlord, so i have challenged him to a duel to by for time...however he doesnt seem to understand PISTOLS OR SWORDS!!

make sure when you fire the bazooka, you arent INSIDE the tank [:D] Thank you son!!! [:D] MRP, put down the bazooka, otherwise I will have to deploy my Canadian ex-patriot missiles!

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Evo
Thank you son!!! [:D] MRP, put down the bazooka, otherwise I will have to deploy my Canadian ex-patriot missiles! Humm sorry own those too, look outside, the boys should be there, any moment now, to retrive MY PROPERTY! [6)] [6)] [6)]

P.S. Is your daughter at home...I have the results from my legal team "Stikum Shaft & Rheeem" [6)] [6)] [6)]

[jimmy p]

No quick everyone, rise up and overthrow him!! he may rule matter ALIVE but what can he do if he is dead... he cant duel us all at once!

[Tsu]

Don't forget, everyone. Possession is 9/10 of the law![:D] He can 'own' anything he wants, but if we have control...he's dead meat!! Evo - launch those missles. jimmy p - call Andy and get those tanks moving. All he has is a can of bubblegum to fight us with! Let's ROLL!!

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
No quick everyone, rise up and overthrow him!! he may rule matter ALIVE but what can he do if he is dead... he cant duel us all at once! No I can't duel all of you at once, but since I own all the duelling devices, well, things just changed! [8)] [6)]

[jimmy p]

...to kill use the hand that gives you power as your own murder weapon...a bit longer than the other famous saying. However you OWN the weapons but you dont control them so [6)] to you!!

[Evo]

Originally posted by Tsunami
All he has is a can of bubblegum to fight us with! Let's ROLL!! ROTFL!!!!!!! [:D] I just got that...bazooka...bubblegum. Oh man, I need sleep... [8)]

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Evo
ROTFL!!!!!!! [:D] I just got that...bazooka...bubblegum. Oh man, I need sleep... [8)]
Ya but it's a really BIG can...[6)]

[Tsu]

WE'VE GOT THE POWER!! C'MON TROOPS!!!
(*tankity-tank, tankity-tank, tankity-tank...*)

[Tsu]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Ya but it's a really BIG can...[6)]
But it's full of BUBBLEGUM!! HOW EFFECTIVE CAN THAT BE????[:D] [:D] [:D]

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

*inserts Bubblegum into tank tracks...hears sound of tanks grinding to a halt, goes home to celebrate Victory*

(anyone else want to come along?)

[Monique]

http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/783.gif you are ingenious..

[jimmy p]

thats only a minor inconvience while you celebrate victory in your home, we have taken the liberty of calling in artilley to bombard your position.

[Tsu]

*Bubblegum freezes in tank tracks and become EXCELLENT traction device. Tankity-tank, tankity-tank, tankity-tank*[:D] [:D] [:D]

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
thats only a minor inconvience while you celebrate victory in your home, we have taken the liberty of calling in artilley to bombard your position. Jimmy P! PHONE! it's for you! it's your artillary commander, he needs money to pay me for the Shells!

[6)] [6)]

**Slides in, places Bubblegum wrapper onto bubblegum thereby loosening the tracks to the point where they fall right off completely**...(and buddy if you have ever tried to fix the tracks on a bulldozer (I have, sorta) they's really heavy...want to rent a crane from me?? cheep!! cheep!!)

[jimmy p]

...as a skilled plasma worker (being the lord of plasma that i am) these missiles are made entirely of plasma which i had already paid material tax on earlier....sorry Robin, u gotta die.

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
...as a skilled plasma worker (being the lord of plasma that i am) these missiles are made entirely of plasma which i had already paid material tax on earlier....sorry Robin, u gotta die. Oh my God....Ooops isn't that me in this script, Yeah it is! So, Jimmy P you paid the materail tax with currency, that is material and has a tax upon it, also you haven't paid the taxes on the use of MY Materials, used to generate these so called (and soon to be retitled) "Plasmas" (...probably to something more "material" sounding, so's I can re-tax the tax on it...) so the taxation tableau indicates a category 17 slash J title 57 Part 2 sect 12 subsections (i) II(i) and (i)I(I)i(i) persuant to all titularites, exhumed in my name, as being soley and totally! in the complete and absolute conTrol of only no one else but ME!

Catch that one BUD?

(Better yet catch this [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)]

[Tsu]

Tankity-tank, tankity-tank, tankity-tank....[:D] [:D]

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Tsunami
Tankity-tank, tankity-tank, tankity-tank....[:D] [:D] BOOM!
**Sight of smoke rising....and silence!** Are you alright Jimmy P? Hopes I didn't get you, while I adjusted that shape of formation of MY Matter....better start running though, cause here comes....[6)] [8)] [6)]

[Tsu]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
BOOM!
**Sight of smoke rising....and silence!** Are you alright Jimmy P? Hopes I didn't get you, while I adjusted that shape of formation of MY Matter....better start running though, cause here comes....[6)] [8)] [6)]

[o)] (cool. he missed)

Tankity-tank, tankity-tank, tankity-tank....[:D] [:D]

[Hurkyl]

Sigh, am I the only one with an orbital laser of doom? [:(]

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Hurkyl
Sigh, am I the only one with an orbital laser of doom? [:(]
Cool my matter...**usurps Hurkyl's laser, fires at the remnants of jimmies tank**.... (Insert sound of melting/flowing metal) Jimmy...Get out! or, well, I will not be held responcible if you, inadvertantly(?), commit suicide by your stubborn un-willingness to cede to me....P.S. Jimmy P your "Breathing Tax" payment isn't here yet, neither is your "Fecal Deposition Tax", (a tax on all of you, for 'poohing') so you need to stop doing both of those functions......

[Hurkyl]

Wee, and they said I was being superfluous when I was building nonfunctional decoy orbital lasers of doom!

[jimmy p]

just cos u own the matter and we are taxed for it doesnt mean we cant steal it??? what u think we are honest citizens??? Hell no!!! I refuse to pay all these taxes...next you will have MONEY tax cos you own all the money...how can we pay you for something you already own with what you already own???? ARGH *lurks back in his plasma field*...you havent heard the last of me Robin.

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
just cos u own the matter and we are taxed for it doesnt mean we cant steal it??? what u think we are honest citizens??? Hell no!!! I refuse to pay all these taxes...next you will have MONEY tax cos you own all the money...how can we pay you for something you already own with what you already own???? ARGH *lurks back in his plasma field*...you havent heard the last of me Robin. You mean you have been making sound, using my matter again, why you little thief, Ooops BIG thief, Ooooooops big TAX thief, wait, hey! E = mc2 PROVES that all matter is actually energy, hence I must own all energy as well as it is inherant in (sorry left blank, just like what you need to know is being kept blank....for now) so it is perfectly clear that I own everything!!!!!

Jimmmmmmyeeeeeeeeeee! come hither!....property of mine...


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[jimmy p]

while all matter is energy, you are only master of it when it is matter, and not energy so [6)]. Anyway, i will stake a claim on any type of Wave as they have no mass. and i will charge you for everytime one of my waves provides energy to your matter....i think u better turn the sun off Robin

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
while all matter is energy, you are only master of it when it is matter, and not energy so [6)]. Anyway, i will stake a claim on any type of Wave as they have no mass. and i will charge you for everytime one of my waves provides energy to your matter....i think u better turn the sun off Robin Ah not so, as what I didn't include (as explaination) proves I am right, and you have nothing, I'd tell ya to run, but that would just cost you more...Hee hee!!! [8)] [6)] [8)] [6)] [8)] [6)] [8)] [6)] [8)] [6)] [:D] [o)]

[jimmy p]

...[8)] confused. Ok i own everything theoretical.

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
...[8)] confused. Ok i own everything theoretical. Jimmy P when are ya ever going to learn, now you own me for the thinking tax, and the thought formation tax, and theorizing tax which is retro-actively taxable, and has a surtax, upon the tax, that is taxable, as seviceing of the tax scheme, [o)] pusuant to the section 48 stroke G parts (all) and (allagain) furthered by the laws of "Everything and Everyone! (The EE laws...ya, I wrote 'em!)

WOW are you ever in deep and getting DEEPER....


Oh Ya, [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] Ad infinitum!

[jimmy p]

since when was there thinking tax??? anyway, im not thinking bout theoretical things, i just own em....however, a lil business deal, every time someone thinks something, they pay me for the theory and you for the thinking tax, split 50:50?? lol

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
since when was there thinking tax??? Ever since I invented it....bout 60+ minutes past... anyway, im not thinking bout theoretical things, i just own em....however, a lil business deal, every time someone thinks something, they pay me for the theory and you for the thinking tax, split 50:50?? lol Since you are in NO position to bargain, I'll still be benevolent, offer you a better deal, 100 % for me, and I'll think about letting you live...at least for a little bit more as yo seem to be a rather persistant person, I like that trait, in the right circumstances...

[jimmy p]

how bout i get 5%? that way i can pay your taxes at least.

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
how bout i get 5%? that way i can pay your taxes at least. Cause I already have a tax on that...your just getting yourself permenantly into indebtedness to ME!

[6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)] [6)]

[jimmy p]

You have a tax on what? the taxes i owe you??? isnt everyone but you stuck in this boat as well??? However, im still getting 5% for theory tax paid to me...of which you can have ur stinkin 20% tax of, i dont mind earning 4 pennies per thought. (if we charged £1 tax per thought)

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
You have a tax on what? the taxes i owe you??? isnt everyone but you stuck in this boat as well??? However, im still getting 5% for theory tax paid to me...of which you can have ur stinkin 20% tax of, i dont mind earning 4 pennies per thought. (if we charged £1 tax per thought) Sorta the point, I own the Boat, I own the outside of everything, you only have limited rights to anything inside of you, and even those are simply put at my Undeserved Kindenesses towards You, you ungrateful little ********** and some of ******** towards the eastern ****** you ***** hugely************ and then some More.....[6)] Ooooops....it is still a joke, oOOOOsP nO ITS knooooooootY![6)]