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franznietzsche
Apr23-07, 03:53 PM
People are like crayons. You are always told not to eat them but some people still do.

Your Turn.
brewnog
Apr23-07, 03:58 PM
Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
ziad1985
Apr23-07, 04:14 PM
Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Mk
Apr24-07, 12:26 PM
Life is like a rubber sheet. You can stretch it out for a while but you never really know when it's going to tear in half.
Jimmy Snyder
Apr24-07, 01:00 PM
A violin is like a bicycle, sort of.
radou
Apr24-07, 01:30 PM
A bicycle is like a camel, sort of.
baywax
Apr24-07, 01:48 PM
Life is like a bowl of cherries. It can be sweet and juicy or it can be the pits.
franznietzsche
Apr24-07, 02:44 PM
Sex is like $&@%ing a bicycle, you never really forget how.
baywax
Apr24-07, 04:25 PM
Sex is like... really fun.
daveb
Apr24-07, 04:47 PM
Sex is like conservatism. I don't get either.
Ivan Seeking
Apr24-07, 05:07 PM
Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and stretching it over the back of your head - Carol Burnett
Mk
Apr24-07, 05:22 PM
Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and stretching it over the back of your head - Carol Burnett
So you're saying having a baby is impossible?
baywax
Apr24-07, 05:55 PM
A woman between the ages of 1 and 70+ is like Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, only those with adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.


A man between the ages of 1 and 70+ is like Canada --- ruled by a dick.
Ivan Seeking
Apr24-07, 06:00 PM
Oh yeah, well at least we can pee anywhere we want!
baywax
Apr24-07, 06:54 PM
Oh yeah, well at least we can pee anywhere we want!

Like... Roman soldiers used to use their own urine as a mouthwash and, for the most part, Rome was ruled by a dick.:confused:
Ivan Seeking
Apr24-07, 08:20 PM
Like... Roman soldiers used to use their own urine as a mouthwash

like real men...? I thought that was a new-age thing.

Please refer to all private anatomy only in Latin.
baywax
Apr25-07, 10:53 AM
like real men...? I thought that was a new-age thing.

Please refer to all private anatomy only in Latin.

A Vice Presidenticus is like a public announcement for fire arms safety practices.
Averagesupernova
Apr25-07, 11:20 AM
Opinions are like @$$ holes. Everyone has one, but mine is the only one that doesn't stink.
Zenparticle
Apr25-07, 03:48 PM
"Never knew A$$holes had teeth, until that day I saw you smile"
franznietzsche
Apr25-07, 04:31 PM
Cannibals are like clowns. Hilarious.