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eNtRopY
May5-03, 10:43 PM
The New World Monkey Chow Diet -- an Experiment in Human Nutrition

Day 1:

It's been 24 hours now since I started the Monkey Chow diet. I observe no noticeable changes in my physical appearance or my emotional behavior.

I hope to accomplish three goals through this experiment.

1) Find out if man can indeed live on Monkey Chow alone.
2) Test the possibility of feeding the masses a nutritious, mass-processed, non-perishible food-stuff.
3) Test my endurance to release the ego by denying myself the frivolous pleasure of eating for an extended period of time.

eNtRopY

RuroumiKenshin
May6-03, 12:10 AM
Entropy, sounds interesting. But, what in the world is this Monkey Chow you speak of?

Another God
May6-03, 01:54 AM
Is it all the monkeys which the Zoo's reject, chucked in a big blender, then distributed to the homeless as a nutritional suppliment?

Pauly Man
May7-03, 04:18 AM
Originally posted by Another God
Is it all the monkeys which the Zoo's reject, chucked in a big blender, then distributed to the homeless as a nutritional suppliment?

Do you reckon that this is the ingredient that Pan was chucking into its supplements? [6)]

(Note: An in joke for all Australians).

eNtRopY
May11-03, 11:51 AM
Day 7

Damn, a pizza sure would taste good right now.

eNtRopY

BoulderHead
May11-03, 12:05 PM
Is it working?

eNtRopY
May18-03, 06:02 AM
Day 14

Note to self: Don't eat Monkey Chow in front of coworkers.

eNtRopY

eNtRopY
May19-03, 10:50 PM
Day 15:

Ooh ooh ooh! Ahh ahh!

eNtRopY

Guybrush Threepwood
Jun12-03, 08:02 AM
I can't stand the pressure any more..... did the Monkey Chow stuff worked????[:)]