Help name 78,216 little black ants, please

[Math Is Hard]

Or give me your ideas for getting rid of them. They are really bad this summer - it's like we have some strain of genetically modified super-ant.
Usually, I put the cat's food inside a small bowl and then put that in a larger dish filled with water so the ants can't get to it. These suckers actually float across to the food and float back!

[Evo]

I use those enclosed ant baits that kill the whole colony. They work well and my cats don't bother the baits.

Sounds like you have some Viking ants.

[Ivan Seeking]

I have found that if you place the poison directly in the path of the ants [out of reach of the cats of course], and then add little trail of jelly placed around and in the bait, the ants should be gone in a day. Often our ants ignore the traps otherwise.

[The Bob]

Little Black 1;
Little Black 2;
Little Black 3;
etc. (usw.)

The Bob (2004 ©)

[jimmy p]

Well in Turkey we had a minor ant infestation. We found that setting fire to them did the trick. :tongue2:

[holly]

Leave those ants alone! They could be trying to spell out a message to you. Bless their little ant hearts! I just coexist with mine.

[Math Is Hard]

Thanks everyone - I appreciate the advice. Evo and Ivan, I will try a combination of your methods. Jelly, huh?
What brand of bait works best? I have had the most success with a brand called Terro so far.
The Bob, you are usually more creative, but hey, I guess it IS an awfully long list.
Jimmy P thanks for your idea, but I am afraid setting fire to them will be quite impractical in my situation!
And yes, Holly, they ARE trying to send me a message. Spelled out in perfect block lettering on the kichen floor this morning was

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

:biggrin:

[Evo]

You could get an ant eater.

[chroot]

I hear they're on sale at Sears. They'll even throw in a little ant-eater sweater for free.

- Warren

[Entropy]

- it's like we have some strain of genetically modified super-ant.

That gives me a devilishly evil idea... Mwhahaha!

[Math Is Hard]

Oh, my goodness - an Anteater!!? In a sweater? I wonder what the neighbors would make of that. They already gossip about me for dressing my cat up in little sweaters! :biggrin:

Entropy if you need some genetically modified super Viking ants for your experiments I will be happy to send you some. Please send me back your rejects (stupidest ,weakest ants) so that I may introduce and cross breed them into the ant master race that is currently terrorizing my kitchen.

[Evo]

I hear they're on sale at Sears. They'll even throw in a little ant-eater sweater for free.

- WarrenThe Sears Semi-Annual Anteater Clearance Sale! I almost forgot! :tongue2:

Math Is Hard, skunks eat ants! Your problems are solved. Maybe Tsunami will throw in a little sweater for it. :biggrin:

If your skunk ever looks like this

http://www.fcps.k12.va.us/StratfordLandingES/Ecology/Mammals/Striped%20Skunk/SKUNK3.jpg

RUN!!!!! I just read that skunks can spray up to fifteen feet.

[Math Is Hard]

The Sears Semi-Annual Anteater Clearance Sale! I almost forgot! :tongue2:

Math Is Hard, skunks eat ants! Your problems are solved. Maybe Tsunami will throw in a little sweater for it. :biggrin:

NO WAY! That's TOO perfect!!!
Hey Tsu, send me one of the little stink bombs, would ya?!

[chroot]

Once again, PF connects those in need to those in have.

- Warren

[Moonbear]

The first place to start is cleaning up every single crumb those ants could possibly find to munch. They seem to always especially love cat food (I never had such problems with dogs and dog food, but moved into one apt where there was just a few morsels of cat food that had gotten under the stove and were obviously missed by the cleaning crew, and there was a whole line of ants marching in for it). Well, obviously nobody had cleaned under the stove in a very long time, probably since it had been installed....eeeeeewwwwww! Anyway, I got under there and cleaned out all the crumbs and goo, and I don't know what, did the same for every other nook and cranny, kept all my food in the refrigerator or zipper bags or tight sealing containers, put down ant traps for a week, and they all went away and never came back. You'll probably have to put the cat food down for limited times during the day and keep it sealed up the rest of the day.

Also, if you can find where they are coming in from, seal them out...common places are under sinks or other places where plumbing comes in through walls or from outside. A silicone caulking will work well to fill in gaps.

They also will create an ant trail of chemical markers to lead their friends to the food source. The scrubbing will help with that too...use a good detergent to clean the floors along the trail the ants are following to get rid of their road signs.

And if that doesn't work, how about:
Anne, Bonnie, Clara, Dana, Eve, Fiona, Gloria, Heide, Ingrid, Jeanette, Kim, Lynne, Monica, Nancy, Olivia, Patty, Rosie, Sarah, Tina, Ursula, Vanna, Wilma, Yvette.

That covers 23 of them (couldn't think of names starting with Q, X, or Z). Remember, the ants you're seeing are all workers, and that makes them female, so you have to come up with 78,216 girl names :-)

[chroot]

Speaking of chemical trails left by ants... I understand that ants also leave chemical signs to warn other ants of dangers. I've always wondered if you could get rid of ants not by killing them, but just by scaring a bunch of them ****less once or twice.

- Warren

[Moonbear]

Math Is Hard, skunks eat ants! Your problems are solved. Maybe Tsunami will throw in a little sweater for it. :biggrin:


Wow, skunks are sounding more and more like the perfect pet! They are content to eat cat food, AND the ants attracted to cat food, plus they provide great perimeter security defense!

[Moonbear]

Speaking of chemical trails left by ants... I understand that ants also leave chemical signs to warn other ants of dangers. I've always wondered if you could get rid of ants not by killing them, but just by scaring a bunch of them ****less once or twice.

- Warren

Or do what I do. When you kill them, make sure you leave a few of the bodies lying around to warn their friends what will happen to them if they dare enter your territory! :devil: Or leave an antenna in a box at the entrance of their ant hill :eek:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Evo]

Here is some of what skunks eat: beetles, grasshoppers, crickets, caterpillars, ants, bees, wasps, earthworms, milllipedes, centipedes, crayfish, snails, slugs, and small snakes.

They are content to eat cat food, AND the ants attracted to cat food, plus they provide great perimeter security defense!

What a wonderful animal. :approve:

Tsunami, I will take all of your skunks!

[Tsu]

They're on the way!!!!! :biggrin:

[Math Is Hard]

Ivan! Tsu!
Here's your new business: mail order skunks!

Moonbear, for names I was thinking: Ant Jemima, Antie Mame, Antie Em, Ant Esther(from Sanford and Son), Ant Igone (for the classical Greek theme)...? How 'bout that?

[Math Is Hard]

Math Is Hard, skunks eat ants! Your problems are solved. Maybe Tsunami will throw in a little sweater for it. :biggrin:


Tsunami, did you knit those little coasters yourself that Ivan threw at the skunk? If so, you could easily transform them into little skunk sweater vests. Wouldn't that be cute? They'd all look like IBM employees!

[Moonbear]

Ivan! Tsu!
Here's your new business: mail order skunks!

Moonbear, for names I was thinking: Ant Jemima, Antie Mame, Antie Em, Ant Esther(from Sanford and Son), Ant Igone (for the classical Greek theme)...? How 'bout that?

LOL! That's great!
Along that theme, how about:
Ant Elope
Antie Matter
Ant Arctica
Antie Trust
Ant Misbehavin (Ain't Misbehavin')


With thousands and thousands of them to name, you can group them into clubs, each with their own themed names. I think for the ones swimming across the cat food moat, they should be named after Olympic swimmers and divers.

[Math Is Hard]

That's beautiful, Moonbear!!!

[The Bob]

The Bob, you are usually more creative, but hey, I guess it IS an awfully long list.

I apologise erm......... a lot. (<---- there must be a longer word for this).

Let me think .................................................. ...............................................
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I know!!!! :approve:




Little Black 4;
Little Black 5;
Little Black 6;
Little Black 7;
etc. (usw.) :biggrin:

The Bob (2004 ©)

[Artman]

You could call them all "Pat."

Pat would be the perfect name. It can work for males or females and if you need to call just one you can use it's last name, Pat Smith, Pat Jones, etc. :smile:

Of course, this means you have to come up with last names too.

Oh well, I'll think about it some more.

If you need to count them, just count their legs and divide by 6. :smile:

[DarkAnt]

RAID lots and lots of RAID! If that doesn't work, use the combination of raid and a lighter, that normally does the trick.

[Tsu]

Aw, just be like the government and give them all a number. (You might want to consider skipping the number 666, tho. I mean, who needs an ant like THAT?!?!? :biggrin:)

[DarkAnt]

that ant is red and runs around with a little pitch fork :tongue2:

[Monique]

LOL! That's great!
Along that theme, how about:
Ant Elope
Antie Matter
Ant Arctica
Antie Trust
Ant Misbehavin (Ain't Misbehavin')
HEY! You stole my idea :grumpy:
here I go anyway :biggrin: .. how about these clever names:

Aganism, Idote, Ecede, Hem, Ediluvian, Iquated, Hropologist, Iclimax, Ipathy, Hropoid, Ecedent, Ithesis, Hology, Iseptic, Hropomorphic.

[Tsu]

Aganism, Idote, Ecede, Hem, Ediluvian, Iquated, Hropologist, Iclimax, Ipathy, Hropoid, Ecedent, Ithesis, Hology, Iseptic, Hropomorphic.
Gezundheit. :tongue2:

[The Bob]

Put Potassium Permangenat in the hole and the area then add Glycerin to it and listen for the popping. Have a fire bucket ready.

The Bob (2004 ©)

[Njorl]

First, I find out where they come in. I catch a few of them. I get some toothpicks and make tiny crosses. I then crucify the captured ants and place them at the entryway. This doesn't keep the ants out, but it does keep me busy.

Njorl

[Math Is Hard]

Thanks for those clever name suggestion, guys. (Monique, some of those are going to be quite challenging to pronounce!)
After some reflection on the matter, I have decided to name the first 17 of them after ex-boyfriends, then I'll just repeat the sequence. Makes it more fun when I step on them. :devil:

[Math Is Hard]

Njorl and Bob, yer scarin' me!!!

[BobG]

Mix 28 pounds of sulphur and 28 pounds of iron fillings with just enough water to form a paste of the mixture. If you can find the ant's home hill, dig a hole beneath it and bury the mixture in the hole. The result will definitely send the ants heading for other locales, never to return. http://www.lateralscience.co.uk/ymboa/ymboa.html
Of course, the same can be said for your neighbors, as well. Who wants to live next door to a person who creates volcanoes for a hobby?


"The lessons of science should be experimental also. The sight of the planet through a telescope, is worth all the course on astronomy: the shock of the electric spark in the elbow, out-values all the theories; the taste of the nitrous oxide, the firing of an artificial volcano, are better than volumes of chemistry." Ralph Waldo Emerson - New England Reformers - 1844

In spite of Emerson's sentiments, you should keep in mind that even small volcanoes emit toxic sulphur dioxide fumes and the area will probably be hazardous for some time.

[Monique]

Thanks for those clever name suggestion, guys. (Monique, some of those are going to be quite challenging to pronounce!)
Why is that? You've got the young ant Ecede, the slightly older ant Iquated, and the eldest ant Ediluvian, the smartest you call ant Hropoid, and the one who walks on two legs ant Hropomorphic.. the agressive one ant Agonist and the learned one ant Hology :rolleyes: :biggrin:

Just seems natural to me.. :approve:

[zoobyshoe]

You've got the young ant Ecede, the slightly older ant Iquated, and the eldest ant Ediluvian, the smartest you call ant Hropoid, and the one who walks on two legs ant Hropomorphic.. the agressive one ant Agonist and the learned one ant Hology
I was completely taken in. At first I thought "Wow, Monique knows Greek!"

[Moonbear]

Thanks for those clever name suggestion, guys. (Monique, some of those are going to be quite challenging to pronounce!)
After some reflection on the matter, I have decided to name the first 17 of them after ex-boyfriends, then I'll just repeat the sequence. Makes it more fun when I step on them. :devil:

17 Ex-boyfriends?! :eek: And I'm the one with the fortune saying I've been hurt in love :confused: Well, according to Monique's fortune, she'll have a name to add to your list soon too, when she meets that lying, cheating guy! I like that idea though...if you can't stop 'em, stomp 'em and have some fun while doing it!

[plover]

What about these ants: Werp, Ietam, Illes, Rim, Igua, Hrax, Her, Ler, Erior, Ic, Imony (with twin sister Inomy), Iphony, and the ever popular auntie Disestablishmentarianism.

The ants are my friends,
They're blowin' in the wind.
The ants, they are blowin' in the wind...

[Ivan Seeking]

Hey, if I can't shoot my skunks then you can't kill your ants. I think you should catch them all and relocate them. :biggrin:

[Ivan Seeking]

First, I find out where they come in. I catch a few of them. I get some toothpicks and make tiny crosses. I then crucify the captured ants and place them at the entryway. This doesn't keep the ants out, but it does keep me busy.

Njorl

Where do the middle set of legs go?

[Moonbear]

Hey, if I can't shoot my skunks then you can't kill your ants. I think you should catch them all and relocate them. :biggrin:

LOL! I recommend trapping them in an Ant Motel, and relocating them to the trashcan :biggrin:

[zoobyshoe]

Hey, if I can't shoot my skunks then you can't kill your ants. I think you should catch them all and relocate them. :biggrin:
There was an article in the paper here a couple years ago about "the ant man" who was something along the lines of an "ant whisperer". He claimed he could hunker down and talk the ants into moving away.

[Moonbear]

There was an article in the paper here a couple years ago about "the ant man" who was something along the lines of an "ant whisperer". He claimed he could hunker down and talk the ants into moving away.

Wow, I wonder how bad his breath was that ants ran from it? :yuck:

[Evo]

The ants are my friends,
They're blowin' in the wind.
The ants, they are blowin' in the wind...ROFL. :biggrin: I've always loved the Peter, Paul & Mary version. So "those" are the real words.

[The Bob]

Njorl and Bob, yer scarin' me!!!

Well it looks like our jobs are working Njorl. :biggrin:

The Bob (2004 ©)

[Monique]

I was completely taken in. At first I thought "Wow, Monique knows Greek!"
haha :biggrin: I know Greeks, does that count?
Now all I need to do is think of some future baby names.. how about.. Osopher, middle name Phil.. or how about.. Elous, middle name Marv.. :biggrin: :eek:

[plover]

Now all I need to do is think of some future baby names..

When some friends of mine found out they were having a girl, I suggested the name Drosophila...

[Monique]

I'm glad you didn't suggest Frizzled :rofl:

[jimmy p]

How about you dig yourself a big enough hole and live in the ants nest. They will see that our two species cant coexist and pack up and leave. It works for me, but that could just be my personal hygiene :tongue2:

[plover]

I'm glad you didn't suggest Frizzled :rofl:

Hmm... well, she's definitely Wingless, and can express Dishevelled quite well given half a chance...

[Njorl]

Where do the middle set of legs go?

OK, we'll make asterisks and ... um ... astrify 'em!

Njorl

[Artman]

OK, we'll make asterisks and ... um ... astrify 'em!

Njorl

You're scarin' me too. :uhh:

[The Bob]

You're scarin' me too. :uhh:

Oh well that is 2 to Njorl: 1 to The Bob. Never mind. :biggrin:

The Bob (2004 ©)

[plover]

OK, we'll make asterisks and ... um ... astrify 'em!

With an extra crosspiece near the top like an Orthodox cross for the antennae...

[The Bob]

With an extra crosspiece near the top like an Orthodox cross for the antennae...

Oh yes. Know we are talking. :biggrin: :rofl: :biggrin:

The Bob (2004 ©)

[Njorl]

With an extra crosspiece near the top like an Orthodox cross for the antennae...

Now that is just cruel! What kind of monster are you?

Njorl

[balkan]

Thanks everyone - I appreciate the advice. Evo and Ivan, I will try a combination of your methods. Jelly, huh?
What brand of bait works best? I have had the most success with a brand called Terro so far.
The Bob, you are usually more creative, but hey, I guess it IS an awfully long list.
Jimmy P thanks for your idea, but I am afraid setting fire to them will be quite impractical in my situation!
And yes, Holly, they ARE trying to send me a message. Spelled out in perfect block lettering on the kichen floor this morning was

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!
:biggrin:

That's pretty cool... coincidense? i think not :cool:

[plover]

Now that is just cruel! What kind of monster are you?

If you've got a lot of toothpicks, I've got some ideas for millipedes... :devil:

Hey, do I get Njorl's points now? :biggrin:

[Math Is Hard]

Hey, if I can't shoot my skunks then you can't kill your ants. I think you should catch them all and relocate them. :biggrin:

Maybe I could just spay and neuter them all,too. :smile:

[Ivan Seeking]

and tag them each with little radio transmitters so that we can track their progress once set free. You can also make a fine batch of ant testicle tea - quite tasty! :biggrin:

LOL! I saw the avatar but I hadn't noticed your location. I really got quite a reaction from Tsu with that shot.

[The Bob]

If you've got a lot of toothpicks, I've got some ideas for millipedes... :devil:

Hey, do I get Njorl's points now? :biggrin:

No but you can share them :rofl:

The Bob (2004 ©)

P.S. 1.5 Njorl, 1 The Bob and 0.5 Plover :rofl:

[Math Is Hard]

and tag them each with little radio transmitters so that we can track their progress once set free. You can also make a fine batch of ant testicle tea - quite tasty! :biggrin:
:eek: :eek: :eek:

I remember reading about Richard Feynman's fascination with ants. He spent a couple of weeks following them around his house, I think.


LOL! I saw the avatar but I hadn't noticed your location. I really got quite a reaction from Tsu with that shot.

I still think that's hysterical how you sprung that little surprise on her!! :surprise:

[Tsu]

LOL! I saw the avatar but I hadn't noticed your location.
I know. Is that just CUTE or what??!! :biggrin: I'm so honored to have one of our little skunks chosen as Math Is Hard's avatar! BTW, Ivan - was that Miss Aftermath or was it Evo the Terrible chowing down? Could you tell? I mean... the tail is so BUSHY and all... :biggrin: I mean, ya know... well, just thought it might be Evo... Well, er...never mind... :redface: :wink: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Tsu]

:I still think that's hysterical how you sprung that little surprise on her!! :surprise:
Yeah. My life with Ivan is just chock FULL of those 'hysterical little surprises'... :grumpy: :rolleyes: :biggrin:

[Math Is Hard]

Yeah. My life with Ivan is just chock FULL of those 'hysterical little surprises'... :grumpy: :rolleyes: :biggrin:

April Fool's Day must be quite an event at your house!!

[Evo]

BTW, Ivan - was that Miss Aftermath or was it Evo the Terrible chowing down? Could you tell? I mean... the tail is so BUSHY and all... :biggrin: I mean, ya know... well, just thought it might be Evo... Well, er...never mind... :redface: :wink: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:That's me, bright eyed and bushy tailed. :tongue2:

[Math Is Hard]

HAhaAHAHhHAAhAAA!!!! Oh Mercy, Evo's tail is quite magnificent, isn't it!!!

[Robert Zaleski]

Would this be it waynesword.palomar.edu/ww0403.htm - 8k
This little sucker is running wild in Northern California too.

[Math Is Hard]

Thanks for that link - that was helpful. Yup - it sounds like them. They show up everytime the weather gets warm and dry, usually heading for the bathtub first, seeking out water.

[Tsu]

That's me, bright eyed and bushy tailed. :tongue2:
Wow!!! That WAS you on the lawn the other night!! I'd recognize THAT buttho.. er - tail. Yeah, TAIL! - anywhere!!!! :biggrin:(I don't remember saying anything about bright eyes, tho... but, heck... I forget stuff...you know how it is.... :biggrin:)

[Tsu]

Evo, I LOVE your new avatar and location!!!! :biggrin: :rofl:

[Evo]

Evo, I LOVE your new avatar and location!!!! :biggrin: :rofl:Thanks sis. :biggrin: It kind of reflects the "real" me. :approve:

[The Bob]

Ok this PF relationship thing is going too far. I can't keep up. I am sure there is more than I know but I can't remember :surprise:

The Bob (2004 ©)

[balkan]

Thanks sis. :biggrin: It kind of reflects the "real" me. :approve:

"bushy tailed" reflects the real you? :eek:


:biggrin:

[Math Is Hard]

Ok this PF relationship thing is going too far. I can't keep up. I am sure there is more than I know but I can't remember :surprise:

The Bob (2004 ©)

I should make a kinship chart. :smile:

[The Bob]

I should make a kinship chart. :smile:

Please do.

The Bob (2004 ©)

[Math Is Hard]

It's really complicated actually. You see Evo and Tsunami are sisters, and Jimmy P is Evo's son, and Jimmy P is betrothed to Mooberry Marz.. BUT, should Jimmy P and Mooberry Marz ever have a baby, then Tsunami will actually be the GRANDMA of the baby and not the Aunt. So you can see why the whole process is very difficult to work out on paper. Oh, yeah, -- Tribdog is Jimmy P's pet, and I am also a sister of Evo and Tsunami's but not exactly in the same way, since Evo and Tsu are identical twins and have a special psychic bond... make sense?

[zoobyshoe]

You might also want to explain the difference between Zooby and Zoobie and Zooby: the first is a zoobie, the second is a cat, and the third is a skunk.

[zoobyshoe]

That was probably confusing. Let me clarify: Zooby is a zoobie, but Zoobie is not a zoobie, and neither is Zooby.

[zoobyshoe]

Let me clarify: Tsunami and Ivan, at one point, had two pets: Zoobie and Zooby. Now they only have Zoobie. Regardless, neither one of these pets was Zooby.

[zoobyshoe]

Think of it this way:

In no case does Zooby equal Zooby.

In one case Zooby equals Zoobie.

In one case Zoobie does not equal Zooby.

[Math Is Hard]

You might also want to explain the difference between Zooby and Zoobie and Zooby: the first is a zoobie, the second is a cat, and the third is a skunk.

Actually, I had no idea! That clears up a few quetions I had.

[The Bob]

Well I thank Maths in both threads that I have got this.

Zooby. Shut up. :biggrin: :biggrin:

The Bob (2004 ©)

[zoobyshoe]

Zooby. Shut up.
Are you speaking to me or to Zooby, or have you misspelt "Zoobie"?

[The Bob]

Are you speaking to me or to Zooby, or have you misspelt "Zoobie"?

What??????? :confused:

The Bob (2004 ©)

[light_bulb]

wasn't the original topic ants? i leave them to thier trail and for the most part they stick to it, it's those big ants that just seem to not build coloneys but invade get the wrath, whatever that is lol. the cats might care if they wern't watching the birds and lizards.

[Evo]

If a thread in General Discssion doesn't go off topic at least once, it's not successful. :biggrin:

This was a great thread from GD's Golden Era.