Funny textbook titles

[jhae2.718]

Spilling over from chat... post your funny (fictional) textbooks:
Complex Variables: A Real Approach
Linear Algebra of Quadratic Functions
Undefined Quantities: The Definitive Edition

[Char. Limit]

Nuclear Physics on a Human Scale
Chemistry: Now without Pesky Interactions!
Determining the Indeterminate: 0/0, 1^\infty and Many Others

[micromass]

Here are all the ones from chat:

Calculus without Derivatives
Physics without Calculus.
ODEs without Derivatives and Integrals
Learn Discrete Math without anybody noticing!
Complex Variables: A Real Approach
C For the Average Programmer.
Real Analysis: Proof - Free Edition
PDEs: Simplified to 2-d
linear algebra: without matrices.
Physics without vectors?
Linear Algebra of Quadratic Functions
Introduction to proofs: now with falso
Undefined Quantities: The Definitive Edition
Infinite Series: Convergence-free
Dividing by 0 - The Real Answer
String Theory Experiments
general relativity: now with variable speed of light
Linux System Administrator's Guide: Forward by Bill Gates
An introduction to MENSA - by George Bush
Are Donuts Different from Coffee Mugs: A Guide to Basic Topology
Abstract algebra: a concrete approach
Nuclear Physics on a Human Scale
Chemistry: Now without Pesky Interactions
Degrees of Freedom: A Constrained Approach
Determining the Indeterminate Forms

I'd actually love reading some of those!

[jhae2.718]

Relativity: An Absolute Approach
Are Donuts Different from Coffee Mugs?: A Guide to Basic Topology

[Ivan92]

Dividing by Zero-The Defined Answer

Haha this should be the title instead of my previous the real answer. xD

[micromass]

Some more beauties:

Relativity: An Absolute Approach
Theology: now with concrete evidence
Military Science: A Peaceful Approach
LaTeX Without Markup
Understanding Infinite Sequesces in Three Easy Steps.
Anger management - Gaddhafi
Mathematics of Classical and Quantum Literature
Understandable Economics
Division by Zero: Volumes 1 through 2701
Limits, a topological appoach.
Counting the Right Way: 0th Edition
Real analysis for the rational minded
Group theory for the solitary
Dedekind Cuts as shown by Emeril
Lyapunov Functions: A Controlled Approach
Ring theory - Sauron
I Invented Calculus - I Newton, G Leibniz
Theorems: Along the Unproven Path
management = worthless
Casanova's guide to smooth operators?
Electromagnetism: An Attractive Approach
Electromagnetism: A Repulsive Approach
Electricity: Shockingly simple
The truth about formal logic!!!
Quantum Mechanics: An Uncertain Approach
Schrodinger's Cat: Sold and Not Sold Near You!
Schrodinger's Cat: The Trial and Sentencing of Erwin Schrodinger for Animal Cruelty
How to troll mathematics for 200 years - Fermat
Why the **** are these ***** margins so small? --Fermat
Mathematical Agriculture, Extracting roots from the field.
Square roots: It's just ab-surd!
Ideals and radicals in mathematics: should we be afraid??
$e^{\pi}-\pi$: A Standard Test of Floating Point Accuracy
Al-Gebra: The Latest in Terror?
Continuous Functions of Discrete Variables
Limits: A One-Sided Appraoch
This books doesn't contain itself - Godel
The Secret to Success in Mathematics -- N.I. Lobachevsky
Omega: Counting your way to infinity.
Logarithms: A Musical Approach
How to double your money - Banach and Tarski
Organic Chemistry: For the Carbon in You
Accepting Awards -- G. Perelman

[DaveC426913]

Learn Discrete Math without anybody noticing!


So, Discreet Discrete Math.

[FtlIsAwesome]

A Simple Pole in a Complex Plane - Your Guide to Aerodynamics and Geometry (2 Courses in 1!)
Polish Version Available

[Char. Limit]

Physics without Calculus

Sad part is, this is an actual book, I think.

[FtlIsAwesome]

Physics without Math

Math without Numbers

Spelling and Grammar without Letters



jhae2.718
Time Travel: I'll Write The Subtitle Last Week

[DaveC426913]

Physics without Math

Well, that's every pop sci book on the market...

Math without Numbers
Isn't that algebra?

[FtlIsAwesome]

The Grandfather Paradox: I always hated him