Fish

[Andy]

As i sat pondering the many wonders of the Universe one question really struck me, and that question i beleive is very valuable to the building trade and more importantly the Spirit level manufacturers. So my question is this, On average how much gas does a goldfish excrete through farting[?]

[zoobyshoe]

It's funny you should ask because
just the other day when I was
seated on the throne I was
rereading one of my favorite
essays: Philosophical Compari-
sons Between The Neobyzantine
Movement In Literature And The
Mechanisms of Digestion In The
Gastro-Enterological Systems Of
The Common Domesticated Goldfish. What a coincidence, huh? Kind o' spooky.

-Zoobyshoe

[Andy]

Kinda Fishy one mite say.