It takes someone smarter than I

[tribdog]

Where are my car keys? I just had to walk to the Mexican place because I can't find my keys. When I got there I couldn't announce my presence by running over the little bell, so I had to knock on the window and disrupt their dinner. I know I got spit this time.

[Moonbear]

Where are my car keys? I just had to walk to the Mexican place because I can't find my keys. When I got there I couldn't announce my presence by running over the little bell, so I had to knock on the window and disrupt their dinner. I know I got spit this time.

All this because you were afraid to boil some pasta! Are you planning on kissing me with that same mouth you're putting that horrid food into? :eek:

[tribdog]

All this because you were afraid to boil some pasta! Are you planning on kissing me with that same mouth you're putting that horrid food into? :eek:
Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!!!!

[Moonbear]

:yuck: You're gargling with lysol first! :biggrin:

[tribdog]

turned you on, didn't I?

[Moonbear]

Get that blanket fort ready in the kitchen! Might as well use that room for something! :biggrin:

[Smurf]

honestly you two....
your the most apparant flirt in the whole friggin world.

[Polly]

o:) I think it's called E-cohabitation. :tongue2:

[franznietzsche]

o:) I think it's called E-cohabitation. :tongue2:


Yeah, they's shacking-up.

[Evo]

Awwww, they're just two crazy kids in love. :approve: :biggrin:

[BoulderHead]

I have seen the intercourse taking place here and fear it may lead to a spawning of many smaller threads… :tongue2:

[Moonbear]

I have seen the intercourse taking place here and fear it may lead to a spawning of many smaller threads… :tongue2:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I like the e-cohabitation term coined by Polly too! LOL! Is that where e-children come from?

[BoulderHead]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I like the e-cohabitation term coined by Polly too! LOL! Is that where e-children come from?
I don't know, but from what Trib's been eating I'd be more concerned about e-coli...

[Moonbear]

I don't know, but from what Trib's been eating I'd be more concerned about e-coli...

So am I!!! :yuck: :rofl: He must have a cast iron stomach! He'll never appreciate my good cooking; I think his taste buds are ruined.

[BoulderHead]

http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/soup1.wav

[Chrono]

I think his taste buds are ruined.

I'm sure they'll be a lot better once you two touch tongues. :wink:

[Math Is Hard]

ok.. EWWWWW!!! And that's only because 50% of the tongues in this equation are coated with green, bubbling, festering e coli.
ok, I introduced some of those adjectives for effect not accuracy.. but still, EEWWW!

[tribdog]

my e coli doesn't bubble

[Moonbear]

I'm sure they'll be a lot better once you two touch tongues. :wink:

Oh, thanks, that puts really nice pictures in my mind. I never realized E. coli might be a sexually transmitted disease! I don't know if my immune system is strong enough to handle that.

[Chrono]

ok.. EWWWWW!!! And that's only because 50% of the tongues in this equation are coated with green, bubbling, festering e coli.
ok, I introduced some of those adjectives for effect not accuracy.. but still, EEWWW!

It is said that if you kiss for two minutes your immune system increases by 50%. I guess it's going to need it if you get the E. Coli, huh?

[tribdog]

It is said that if you kiss for two minutes your immune system increases by 50%. I guess it's going to need it if you get the E. Coli, huh?
It's not my immune system increasing, wink wink

[Math Is Hard]

my e coli doesn't bubble
so it's more like a sparkling effervessence that dances across the palate? We can spin this any way you want..

[Chrono]

It's not my immune system increasing, wink wink

Well, I didn't say it would be the only thing to increase.

[Moonbear]

so it's more like a sparkling effervessence that dances across the palate? We can spin this any way you want..

It's still not improving tribdog's chances of getting kissed!

[Math Is Hard]

Trib, you're gonna have to do some gargling if you wanna kiss the princess.

[tribdog]

for a kiss from Moonbear I'd gargle Clorox laced with wintergreen.
I'd gargle melted Dentyne

[Moonbear]

for a kiss from Moonbear I'd gargle Clorox laced with wintergreen.

Oh, great, now he thinks I want to kiss someone with Chlorox breath! Dog breath is bad enough! :rofl:

[Chrono]

for a kiss from Moonbear I'd gargle Clorox laced with wintergreen.

Now, is that with bleach or bleach alternative?

[Moonbear]

Now, is that with bleach or bleach alternative?

Do you really think he knows the difference? :biggrin:

[tribdog]

I'll gargle whatever is wanted
No way will I ever be daunted.
I can smell like mint,
Just give me a hint.
Kissless, my life would be haunted.

[Chrono]

Do you really think he knows the difference? :biggrin:

You think I did?

[Moonbear]

You think I did?

Phew! I was worrying about you for a minute there. :biggrin:

[Chrono]

Phew! I was worrying about you for a minute there. :biggrin:

I'm always worried about myself. :tongue2:

[Andy]

So wat happened with the car keys then?

[tribdog]

So wat happened with the car keys then?
hanging from the front door knob.

[Moonbear]

hanging from the front door knob.

Adds to list of things to give tribdog for Christmas next year:
keychain that beeps when you clap

[Chrono]

Adds to list of things to give tribdog for Christmas next year:
keychain that beeps when you clap

My mom just got not one, but two of the ones that beeps when you whistle. The thing is her nor I can whistle very well.