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Well, no actually I didn't. 

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You admitted it just in time. I was about to ask if there were any witnesses.Smurf said:Well, no actually I didn't.![]()
Smurf said:Well, no actually I didn't.![]()
Smurf said:Well, no actually I didn't.![]()
Yup. Keep the clownfish out of the gene pool.Ivan Seeking said:In that case the rest of us have cause for celebration!![]()
Danger said:Yup. Keep the clownfish out of the gene pool.![]()
Now that you mention it, your family tree has its share of nuts and squirrels...arildno said:There are lots of others at PF who also should be weeded out of the gene pool.. ()
I am the fruit of a long line of Danish nobility (on my great-grandmother's side) which traces its ancestry to, amongst others, Harald Hairfair the first Viking king of Norway (besides, my great-grandmother's last name was Hindenburg, so I've got German noble blood as well)Danger said:Now that you mention it, your family tree has its share of nuts and squirrels...
Right... sorry; I forgot to mention fruits.arildno said:I am the fruit of a long line
Oops..Danger said:Right... sorry; I forgot to mention fruits.![]()

Oh great! Just when I have the upper hand, I have to call a truce. Really. Since I now have Evo's permission to sleep, and have not done much of that in several days, and have to work in the morning (it's 1:35am here)... I'm gone. Catch you later. :zzz:arildno said:Oops..![]()
hypatia said:I didn't either..but one of my cats got real friendly with a throw rug.![]()
Pull the other one.Smurf said:I had sex today!
I live to pleasemattmns said:Good job Smurf: I read the thread title, laughed, saw who it was from, laughed, thought it about it being april fools, and then laughed again.![]()
It would have if he hadn't admitted it didn't happen.Artman said:Mentors, shouldn't this thread be placed in the Skepticism and Debunking forum?![]()
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Evo, if you really do look like your avatar, you just aren't trying.Evo said:I think if I had sex it would qualify for a spot on Ripley's Believe it or Not.![]()
I guess I'd actually have to leave the house, huh?Artman said:Evo, if you really do look like your avatar, you just aren't trying.![]()
That could help.Evo said:I guess I'd actually have to leave the house, huh?![]()
But he just admitted that it wasn't.Artman said:"This just in..."
If it's about that doggie, I can explain...Evo said:I think if I had sex it would qualify for a spot on Ripley's Believe it or Not.
No... if you could just spot me the airfare...Evo said:I guess I'd actually have to leave the house, huh?![]()
She doesn't need matches. She's like one of those boyscout crickets. She starts fires by rubbing her hind legs together...Artman said:It's hard to start a fire if you keep the matches underwater.

Artman said:That could help.
It's hard to start a fire if you keep the matches underwater.![]()
If you can't get sex with that talent something is severely wrong.Danger said:She doesn't need matches. She's like one of those boyscout crickets. She starts fires by rubbing her hind legs together...![]()
I think it's the fact that I have that extra set of hind legs that scares the men off.Artman said:If you can't get sex with that talent something is severely wrong.

A fireman, at least...Artman said:If you can't get sex with that talent something is severely wrong.
...or a xenobiologist.Evo said:I think it's the fact that I have that extra set of hind legs that scares the men off.
Then she just has to offer to blow the fire out.Danger said:She doesn't need matches. She's like one of those boyscout crickets. She starts fires by rubbing her hind legs together...![]()