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Aug7-11, 06:52 PM
If you want lame...
Q: What do you do with a dog with no legs?
A: Take it for a drag.
So Arnold Schwartzenneger (who really knows how to spell it anyway) is cast in a new Hollywood movie as a famous composer. The directors ask Arnold who he would like to play.
Directors: So, Arnold, would you like to be Mozart?
D: Then who would you like to play?
A: I'll be Bach!
Amadeus, don't tread on me.
(Ahem, get it ? )