Almighty Cleanse ™

turbo

I'll have you know that my hot chili relishes and salsas are wonderful promoters of a healthy digestive system. They won't clean you out, though you may be able to time the progress of particularly spicy meals through your system with a little practice.

_Mayday_

Oh my that was good!

larkspur

Good one MIH!

GeorginaS

Okay, I hurt myself laughing at this.

chroot

Maybe uncontrollable belly laughter promotes frequent bowel movements, and thus the infomercial itself can help those suffering from stools under six feet in length.

And really, if man were meant to deliver six-foot porcelain monsters, one would think that the common toilet would have been made larger than 18 inches in diameter. If this man's product really worked, you'd have to re-fit your house with toilets the size of bathtubs. Just try to avoid falling in one of those, ladies, when your damned lazy husband leaves the seat up again.

- Warren

turbo

We have a lady friend with a husband and a pack of little sons, and she made a point of asking everybody to leave the seat up! She said she'd rather put it down to use it than clean spatters off the seat.

_Mayday_

Hold on a second...I've just realized how absurd this is. I am not even 6 foot, so it would be like giving birth to something longer than me, and the length of your colon, which it is apparently "cleansing" is nothing like that. Do we really need to debunk this one?

Poop-Loops

I can see this as an Olympic event.

Not just for length and girth, total mass, or whatever, but actual honest-to-God races, as to who can leave a trail of stool behind him. The 6-meter Stool Dash! Performance enhancement drugs, such as laxatives and muscle relaxants, are strictly prohibited.

mgb_phys

what about turbo's chile?

Math Is Hard

turbo

I could use extra beans and really clean up in the competition.

Well, someone would have to actually clean up, and I don't want to volunteer for that position.

DaveC426913

Are all of you forgeting the principle of extrusion? It's just a matter of good muscle control - and a really robust O-ring...

turbo

Yes! Extrusion would win out. Low density materials, high pressure, small orifice..... Dave are you planning to win this thing?

Moonbear

The guy in that infomercial just looks creepy too.

Kurdt

Would you be banned from competing if you had IBS?

Greg Bernhardt

Here is part of the informercial, enjoy!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fVD2feFaQ-Q

Poop-Loops

And when you win, people would throw Tums at you from the stands.