Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

Koshi

None. The power cord of the one taken away dragged the rest of them off the table top and onto the floor.

What's red?

Sorry!

This isn't the place for questions like that.

Why am I still tired?

Bohrok

Because your eyes look, wait, nevermind... This isn't the place...

What color is the inside of an orange before you cut it open?

archis

There is no color, because there is no light.

If you are traveling higher then speed of sound and make a fart, will you hear it first or smell it?

Dweirdo

actually, you will feel it, which is like hear+smell it or aka smear it, it's a common thing.

Why is ice-cream an ice-cream when it's not really a cream?

mbrmbrg

For lack of being a potato.

If potatoes have eyes on all sides, why are they so often captured by humans?

Koshi

Because their eyes are filled with dirt.

What is filthier than dirt?

Dembadon

Mud.

My turn: How do I create test data? (I have actually been asked this question before)

zoobyshoe

One does not create test data from thin air, of course, since it's subject to the usual conservation laws. One must convert some other form of data into test data. In practice, test data is most frequently harvested from old phone books or outdated dictionaries or from the copy on cereal boxes.

Recently some test data I harvested from an Alka-Seltzer Plus package indicated that if you jump a photon and wrestle it into its back it will go into a sort of hypnotic stupor and won't bite you. I was pleased, because, of course, that's completely consistent with GR.

How, though, do I stop the squishy noise in my left ear when I swallow?

mg0stisha

Stop swallowing!

Who's the greatest historical figure of all time?

sganesh88

Adam.

What if Adam had been gay?

Dweirdo

He wouldn't have eaten that orange he ate because of that girl!!! and we all now would have a Ferrari.

what if the snake had been gay?

kotreny

Then Slytherin House would be very different.


How's the weather up there?

ZigusZagus

Cold

What if the sun was alive?

kotreny

Then it would get sunspots mostly in its teen years.


Is it physically possible to answer your own quetion?

kotreny

Nope.


Shouldn't YOU be helping Russ fix the US energy crisis, instead of wasting your life away reading this?

Sourabh N

I was. Its lunch break.

If time had a gender, what would it be?