Praise 2010 PF Award Ceremony!

Borek

What about volcano ceremony?

Char. Limit

Borek, just because I'm a newcomer doesn't mean I'm going through the ring of fire.

Danger

The first time that this happened to me, back in '05, I was warned in advance and bought 12,000,000 SPF sunscreen. I've been wearing it ever since, just in case, so I'm set.

Danger

I'm not sure where you're from, but in my area the ring of fire refers to the after-effects of a shooter involving a heavy Tabasco content.
We actually have one named the "Flaming (something that I can't express, but begins with A and ends with E).

Borek

Flaming anemone?

Danger

Close, but no cigar...

mechprog

....I also, for the most inactive () one!!!!!

D H

Not to worry. The use of the volcanic ceremony is reserved for the humorous one.

Char. Limit

Ah, excellent. I can't wait to see Danger go through it.

Lacy33

I have mixed emotions about this. Will he suffer much?

Evo

Alas, this is why all of the "funniest members" disappear. We forgot to throw Dave in last year.

We will need to assemble the sisters for the volcano sacrifice, Lacy, would you like to be the pusher for this ceremony?

turbo

Lacy, I have a large very pointy spit that I have been reserving for a particular bird when I can catch him unawares. If you would like to borrow that, you're welcome to use it. Much safer for you, since you can poke him into the volcano from a safer distance.

Lacy33

Hmm, so many choices.


Might I practice on Dave first? If the volcano is happy with Dave and still wants more I can try another?
If the valcano tosses Dave back at us, could be the volcano doesn't want sacrifices of the flesh anymore but sacrifices of the heart. (as in loving kindness )
If that happens Evo, what do we do?

Evo

I think practicing with Dave is the best idea. If the volcano throws him back, just keep pushing him in until the volcano gives up. Kind of like getting a child to swallow bad tasting medicine.

Lacy33

No Evo, LOL. Being a mommy too, you know a woman only has so many pushes in her. Better get me a back up and a back up for the back up.... I don't think that volcano is going to take Dave or Danger. Even a volcano knows when it is out shown.
MR BERNSTIENHERADYT!!? Where is my loving eyes emotionacon now!!!!? And the crying one too???Pleeeease.

turbo

Don't volcanoes prefer virgins? Just askin'.....

Evo

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