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Mar2011, 09:30 PM

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Spilling over from chat... post your funny (fictional) textbooks:
Complex Variables: A Real Approach Linear Algebra of Quadratic Functions Undefined Quantities: The Definitive Edition 


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Mar2011, 09:31 PM

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Nuclear Physics on a Human Scale
Chemistry: Now without Pesky Interactions! Determining the Indeterminate: 0/0, 1^[itex]\infty[/itex] and Many Others 


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Mar2011, 09:33 PM

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Here are all the ones from chat:
Calculus without Derivatives Physics without Calculus. ODEs without Derivatives and Integrals Learn Discrete Math without anybody noticing! Complex Variables: A Real Approach C For the Average Programmer. Real Analysis: Proof  Free Edition PDEs: Simplified to 2d linear algebra: without matrices. Physics without vectors? Linear Algebra of Quadratic Functions Introduction to proofs: now with falso Undefined Quantities: The Definitive Edition Infinite Series: Convergencefree Dividing by 0  The Real Answer String Theory Experiments general relativity: now with variable speed of light Linux System Administrator's Guide: Forward by Bill Gates An introduction to MENSA  by George Bush Are Donuts Different from Coffee Mugs: A Guide to Basic Topology Abstract algebra: a concrete approach Nuclear Physics on a Human Scale Chemistry: Now without Pesky Interactions Degrees of Freedom: A Constrained Approach Determining the Indeterminate Forms I'd actually love reading some of those! 


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Mar2011, 09:34 PM

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Funny textbook titles
Relativity: An Absolute Approach
Are Donuts Different from Coffee Mugs?: A Guide to Basic Topology 


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Mar2011, 09:55 PM

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Dividing by ZeroThe Defined Answer
Haha this should be the title instead of my previous the real answer. xD 


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Mar2011, 09:56 PM

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Some more beauties:
Relativity: An Absolute Approach Theology: now with concrete evidence Military Science: A Peaceful Approach LaTeX Without Markup Understanding Infinite Sequesces in Three Easy Steps. Anger management  Gaddhafi Mathematics of Classical and Quantum Literature Understandable Economics Division by Zero: Volumes 1 through 2701 Limits, a topological appoach. Counting the Right Way: 0th Edition Real analysis for the rational minded Group theory for the solitary Dedekind Cuts as shown by Emeril Lyapunov Functions: A Controlled Approach Ring theory  Sauron I Invented Calculus  I Newton, G Leibniz Theorems: Along the Unproven Path management = worthless Casanova's guide to smooth operators? Electromagnetism: An Attractive Approach Electromagnetism: A Repulsive Approach Electricity: Shockingly simple The truth about formal logic!!! Quantum Mechanics: An Uncertain Approach Schrodinger's Cat: Sold and Not Sold Near You! Schrodinger's Cat: The Trial and Sentencing of Erwin Schrodinger for Animal Cruelty How to troll mathematics for 200 years  Fermat Why the **** are these ***** margins so small? Fermat Mathematical Agriculture, Extracting roots from the field. Square roots: It's just absurd! Ideals and radicals in mathematics: should we be afraid?? $e^{\pi}\pi$: A Standard Test of Floating Point Accuracy AlGebra: The Latest in Terror? Continuous Functions of Discrete Variables Limits: A OneSided Appraoch This books doesn't contain itself  Godel The Secret to Success in Mathematics  N.I. Lobachevsky Omega: Counting your way to infinity. Logarithms: A Musical Approach How to double your money  Banach and Tarski Organic Chemistry: For the Carbon in You Accepting Awards  G. Perelman 


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Mar2011, 10:20 PM

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A Simple Pole in a Complex Plane  Your Guide to Aerodynamics and Geometry (2 Courses in 1!)
Polish Version Available 


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Mar2011, 10:25 PM

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Physics without Math
Math without Numbers Spelling and Grammar without Letters jhae2.718 Time Travel: I'll Write The Subtitle Last Week 


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