Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

dacruick

Becuause You haven't changed the time on that clock in years.

Why is coffee so delicious?

Topher925

Can I buy some lean tramps from a trampoline store?

Borg

Because it's probably not good for you.
Not until you answer the other question first.

Why is Evo's jar of yellow curry powder missing? Where would it go? And why?

micromass

Don't play innocent Borg, we all know you stole it. I don't know why, though...


Why did Borg steal Evo's jar of yellow curry powder??

Borg

It wasn't me and I have proof:
The real thief

Why is curry powder yellow?

dacruick

Because it smells yellow.

Why can't I turn off infomercials when they come on?

P.S Youtube 'the shakeweight', you won't regret it.

Sourabh N

Because infomercials have low standards.

Why does my neck hurt after sitting in front of the laptop all night?

madiha.sahar

your laptop emits pain radiations for necks!

Why cannot I work when i really have a lot to do?

jhae2.718

Because you're posting on Physics Forums instead of working.

Why does my university close due to inclement weather on the one day of the week I actually have a long enough block of time to do something productive in the lab I work in?

adicabrady

The university is closed because you were fated to find the answer to everything if you went there today.Will you ever find the answer now?

JaredJames

Everyone already knows the answer to everything is 42.

Why are spiders obsessed with bath tubs?

jhae2.718

That's because there's an attractive force between spiders and bath tubs the solution to which is equal to proof of the Riemann hypothesis. Spiders, in both their real and imaginary parts, are drawn to bath tubs with a nonconservative force the magnitude of which, given in furlongs/fortnight^2, is equal to ζ(s), where s is the spider function as referred to in the 1883 issue of the Journal of the Slovenian Philological Society.

Why do spiders have an imaginary component?

mugaliens

They, like the rest of us, are sometimes thirsty.

JaredJames

It wasn't a serious question. General theme of this thread.

JaredJames

This definitely belongs here:

How many grams in a kilometer?

madiha.sahar

0.01 light years.

is there a black hole on earth?

FtlIsAwesome

Yes, you should be able to find plenty of holes around that are black.

What happens if an object has a negative radius?