Lame Jokes


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I did something today that I don't think I've done since 2nd grade.
I finished a book in one day. 190 pages!

Jim Clifton: The Coming Jobs War

63% of me strongly agreed with 85% of his conclusions
16% of me strongly disagreed with 8% of his conclusions
10% of me thought 2% was just his biased opinion
and
11% of me had no comment

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Jim Clifton is CEO for the Gallup Organization
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What did the sheep say to his clone?

...I am ewe!
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Quote Quote by OmCheeto View Post
I did something today that I don't think I've done since 2nd grade.
I finished a book in one day. 190 pages!

Jim Clifton: The Coming Jobs War

63% of me strongly agreed with 85% of his conclusions
16% of me strongly disagreed with 8% of his conclusions
10% of me thought 2% was just his biased opinion
and
11% of me had no comment

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Jim Clifton is CEO for the Gallup Organization
I think that the margin of error is likely to be pretty large for a poll of one.
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Quote Quote by Anna Blanksch View Post
What did the sheep say to his clone?

...I am ewe!
Works better with HER clone.
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http://longestjokeintheworld.com/ or http://www.readability.com/articles/zqlm5gdi if reading it like that is a pain

warning- really long
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Quote Quote by SHISHKABOB View Post
I read that joke before, but it was called the widest joke in the world.
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Quote Quote by Jimmy Snyder View Post
I read that joke before, but it was called the widest joke in the world.


oh god
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Quote Quote by Borg View Post
I think that the margin of error is likely to be pretty large for a poll of one.
I am in the early stages of Alzheimers, and have already forgotten nearly everything I've read.

If I read it again, and analyze it again, does that cut the margin of error in half?
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Quote Quote by Lancelot59 View Post
So does seven.
So does 3+4n rights.
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When in a cold room,which part of the room would you go to?



The corner. Because its 90 degrees.
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There's a paradox about a barber in a town who only shaves people
who don't shave themselves.


Anyway, when this barber shaves a person, what does he use?



He uses Occam's Razor.


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And when the barber trims someone's hair and parts it in certain ways,
what is he doing?




He is making Dedekind Cuts.
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These are the jokes I sometimes get... Mind you... Yes I am blonde. Doesn't mean I like them tho, lol.
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Quote Quote by checkitagain View Post
There's a paradox about a barber in a town who only shaves people
who don't shave themselves.


Anyway, when this barber shaves a person, what does he use?



He uses Occam's Razor.
Isn't that barber female?
So she does not need to apply that Razor to herself.
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotchman walk into a bar.

The barman says to them, "Is this some sort of joke?"
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Quote Quote by rollcast View Post
a Scotchman walk into a bar.
Say "Scotch" only when you're thirsty, mon.
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Why is ten times two the same as two times eleven?

Because ten times two is twenty, and two times eleven is twenty, too.
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I made a wooden car with a wooden engine and wooden wheels but it wooden go.
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I told someone yesterday, that I might share their "joke".

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