Lame Jokes

Borg

Quote by OmCheeto

I did something today that I don't think I've done since 2nd grade.
I finished a book in one day. 190 pages!

Jim Clifton: The Coming Jobs War

63% of me strongly agreed with 85% of his conclusions
16% of me strongly disagreed with 8% of his conclusions
10% of me thought 2% was just his biased opinion
and
11% of me had no comment

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Jim Clifton is CEO for the Gallup Organization

I think that the margin of error is likely to be pretty large for a poll of one.

Jonathan Scott

Quote by Anna Blanksch

What did the sheep say to his clone?

...I am ewe!

Works better with HER clone.

SHISHKABOB

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/ or http://www.readability.com/articles/zqlm5gdi if reading it like that is a pain

warning- really long

Jimmy Snyder

Quote by SHISHKABOB

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I read that joke before, but it was called the widest joke in the world.

SHISHKABOB

Quote by Jimmy Snyder

I read that joke before, but it was called the widest joke in the world.

oh god

OmCheeto

Quote by Borg

I think that the margin of error is likely to be pretty large for a poll of one.

I am in the early stages of Alzheimers, and have already forgotten nearly everything I've read.

If I read it again, and analyze it again, does that cut the margin of error in half?

QuarkCharmer

Quote by Lancelot59

So does seven.

So does 3+4n rights.

Vacade

When in a cold room,which part of the room would you go to?

The corner. Because its 90 degrees.

*checkitagain*

There's a paradox about a barber in a town who only shaves people
who don't shave themselves.

Anyway, when this barber shaves a person, what does he use?

He uses Occam's Razor.

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And when the barber trims someone's hair and parts it in certain ways,
what is he doing?

He is making Dedekind Cuts.

mcknia07

These are the jokes I sometimes get... Mind you... Yes I am blonde. Doesn't mean I like them tho, lol.

I like Serena

Quote by checkitagain

There's a paradox about a barber in a town who only shaves people
who don't shave themselves.

Anyway, when this barber shaves a person, what does he use?

He uses Occam's Razor.

Isn't that barber female?
So she does not need to apply that Razor to herself.

*rollcast*

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotchman walk into a bar.

The barman says to them, "Is this some sort of joke?"

jtbell

Quote by rollcast

a Scotchman walk into a bar.

Say "Scotch" only when you're thirsty, mon.

SHISHKABOB

Why is ten times two the same as two times eleven?

Because ten times two is twenty, and two times eleven is twenty, too.

Jimmy Snyder

I made a wooden car with a wooden engine and wooden wheels but it wooden go.

OmCheeto

I told someone yesterday, that I might share their "joke".

Quote by Mike

Would this be a hasbean?

Man killed buried under 20-foot mound of pinto beans

Naty1

What is the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat broccoli!

What is Mozart doing now?
decomposing.

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SHISHKABOB	http://longestjokeintheworld.com/ or http://www.readability.com/articles/zqlm5gdi if reading it like that is a pain warning- really long

Vacade	When in a cold room,which part of the room would you go to? The corner. Because its 90 degrees.

checkitagain	There's a paradox about a barber in a town who only shaves people who don't shave themselves. Anyway, when this barber shaves a person, what does he use? He uses Occam's Razor. -------------------------------------------------------------------- And when the barber trims someone's hair and parts it in certain ways, what is he doing? He is making Dedekind Cuts.

mcknia07	These are the jokes I sometimes get... Mind you... Yes I am blonde. Doesn't mean I like them tho, lol.

rollcast	An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotchman walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Is this some sort of joke?"

Jimmy Snyder Blog Entries: 1 Recognitions: Gold Member	I made a wooden car with a wooden engine and wooden wheels but it wooden go.

Naty1 Recognitions: Gold Member	What is the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli! What is Mozart doing now? decomposing.