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Come on now, don't be shy, we've got member awards to...uh...award!
No go do your civic PF duty and vote!
No go do your civic PF duty and vote!

The thread revolves around a light-hearted voting event for member awards within the Physics Forums community, with participants expressing their challenges in choosing candidates and sharing humorous commentary related to the voting process.
Participants generally agree on the humorous nature of the discussion and the challenges of voting, but there are multiple competing views on how to approach the voting process and the criteria for selecting candidates.
The discussion includes various jokes and humorous exchanges that may not be universally understood, depending on familiarity with the context of the forum and its members.
Members of the Physics Forums community, particularly those interested in light-hearted discussions and community engagement through voting events.

Lisa! said:That's difficult! I can't choose btw them.![]()
Me neither! We have so many excellent candidates this year in all the categories that I may have to draw names from a hat to decide on some!Lisa! said:That's difficult! I can't choose btw them.![]()

Moonbear said:Me neither! We have so many excellent candidates this year in all the categories that I may have to draw names from a hat to decide on some!![]()
the outcome will be just as valid in at least one category.Moonbear said:Me neither! We have so many excellent candidates this year in all the categories that I may have to draw names from a hat to decide on some!![]()
Pengwuino said:All my votes would normally have gone to our lovely mentors :!) :!) :!) :!)
wolram said:People are funny in different ways, i say the award should go to the one that
can come with the best joke about a tree.![]()
wolram said:People are funny in different ways, i say the award should go to the one that
can come with the best joke about a tree.![]()
Greg Bernhardt said:Q: How does a tree count?
A: One, Two, Tree!
hypnagogue said:I think my head just exploded.
But Jack Handy isn't a PF member.wolram said:People are funny in different ways, i say the award should go to the one that
can come with the best joke about a tree.![]()
Moonbear said:Me neither! We have so many excellent candidates this year in all the categories that I may have to draw names from a hat to decide on some!![]()
I find Jack to be unexpressive and wooden. Course, his mother was a nice piece of ash, but this father was a son of a birch: used to bark at Jack to make like a tree and leaf. Jack pined to branch out and put down roots in a better place , so he packed his trunk, and went to his Aunt Maple. But as soon as he cedar, he feared he'd gone out on a limb. She was a sap, and knot his cup o' tree.hypnagogue said:But Jack Handy isn't a PF member.![]()
TheStatutoryApe said:"The rumours of my fall have been greatly exaggerated." - The Tree in the Woods
Can't take credit for that one though. My friend Storme came up with that one.
Yeah, I'm from NJ originally, so I just have to wait for the bribes to roll in, and then we'll bury the competition out in the Pine Barrens somewhere.ZapperZ said:I don't have such problems. I'm from Chicago. I can vote more than once in each category ("Vote Early and Often!")
:)
Zz.
And yet you still deny us that :groan: smiley!Greg Bernhardt said:Q: How does a tree count?
A: One, Two, Tree!
Oak, yew, tree, fir, chiveGreg Bernhardt said:Q: How does a tree count?
A: One, Two, Tree!
Nice. That needs to be carved into a wooden statue of some famous person named Jack. Have you ever worked with wood? Get to it!zoobyshoe said:I find Jack to be unexpressive and wooden. Course, his mother was a nice piece of ash, but this father was a son of a birch: used to bark at Jack to make like a tree and leaf. Jack pined to branch out and put down roots in a better place , so he packed his trunk, and went to his Aunt Maple. But as soon as he cedar, he feared he'd gone out on a limb. She was a sap, and knot his cup o' tree.
yeah, get to it. chop chophypnagogue said:Nice. That needs to be carved into a wooden statue of some famous person named Jack. Have you ever worked with wood? Get to it!
I saw one like that on a fish theme once. It went on for two pages. I also used to know a guy who did it unconsciously: like, if you raised the subject of sailing, all that would occur to him were old saws and turns of speech with a maritime theme. He didn't even realize he was doing it.Danger said:Zoobie, sometimes you simply amaze me.
Oak-y Dokey. I bough to your wishes. I may have to conifer with a specialist, in order to prune it, and spruce it up first, so it will be more poplar.hypnagogue said:Nice. That needs to be carved into a wooden statue of some famous person named Jack. Have you ever worked with wood? Get to it!