Intimate Relationships with Artificial Partners

MAASTRICHT, Netherlands, Oct. 11 (UPI) -- The University of Maastricht in the Netherlands is awarding a doctorate to a researcher who wrote a paper on marriages between humans and robots.[continued]

I'm just a love machine and I won't work for nobody but you
I'm just a love machine .............. A hugging kissing fiend

I think it's high time you knew
Whenever I think of you
My mind blows a fuse
When I look in your eyes
My meter starts to rise
And I become confused
My motor cranked electric goes
When I'm sitting next to you
Electricity starts to flow
And my indicator starts to glow

I'm gentle as a lamb
I'm not that hard to program
There's no way that you can lose
Chassis fits like a glove
I've got a button for love
That you've got to use (push it push it baby)
If you look into my power
I am sure you can find out how
To turn me on just set my dial
And let me love you for a little while ooooooh

Sign me up for a Hubby-Tron.

i.e. a power off button, a reset button.

Sign me up for a Hubby-Tron.

I suppose there ARE many advantages to having a robot wife.

i.e. a power off button, a reset button.

I think I'll stick with homo sapiens for now though........

Regardless, the concept of human-robot marriages makes me think of The Stepford Wives, for obvious reasons.

I beg your pardon?

What?!? What'd I say?!?!

Zooby, just say you were wrong and apologize. Trust me, it's the only way.