judge and criminal

**tormund** · Mar12-09, 03:50 PM

I got a good one for y'all

A criminal was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

good luck

**rootX** · Mar12-09, 03:55 PM

I am telling a lie. ?

**ƒ(x)** · Mar12-09, 05:09 PM

You will sentence me to six years in prison.

**jpd110** · Mar15-09, 05:50 PM

There is no God.

**TheStatutoryApe** · Mar16-09, 03:29 AM

"I'm innocent"?

"I'm the Bailiff"?

**ƒ(x)** · Mar16-09, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by TheStatutoryApe

"I'm innocent"?

No one, save a new-born, is innocent. Just pointing that out haha, that doesn't discredit your answer.

**Vanadium 50** · Mar20-09, 06:19 AM

Originally Posted by ƒ(x)

You will sentence me to six years in prison.

Then the judge turned around and sentenced him to ten.

**jimmysnyder** · Mar20-09, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by Vanadium 50

Then the judge turned around and sentenced him to ten.

Then the criminal's statement was false, and the judge didn't keep his word as to what he would do in that case.

**Vanadium 50** · Mar20-09, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by jimmysnyder

the judge didn't keep his word as to what he would do in that case.

Yup. And now the criminal has ten years to stew on it.

**TVP45** · Mar20-09, 01:03 PM

"Mom said to take off that silly robe and quit clowning around, Billy-Bob."

**legal Forum** · Jul1-09, 09:34 PM

When making an appearance in criminal court, learning how to speak to the judge is essential to getting what you want or what you need. Following these steps could be the difference between keeping yourself in or out of custody.
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**bleedblue1234** · Jul2-09, 10:48 AM

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**fleem** · Jul2-09, 11:43 AM

"Stick 'em up"

**humanino** · Jul2-09, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by jimmysnyder

the judge didn't keep his word

I think what Vanadium is saying is that, given the above sentence (which I believe is what was expected), the judge can not keep his word in any case. So whether he lets the prisoner go or sentence him to 10 years, what difference does it make with regards to what the judge keeping his word ?

**20questions** · Jul7-09, 12:43 PM

the judge gives a 4 yr sentence, and a 6 yr sentence (to serve consecutively ?) it happens in real life, and no contradictions

**thrill3rnit3** · Jul7-09, 03:54 PM

He said two words:

Chuck Norris