Can You Bring the Laughs? GURU Awards Approaching!

[Evo]

The guru awards will be coming up in a few weeks and it's looking pretty bleak for GD. NO ONE IS FUNNY ANYMORE.

BE FUNNY DAMNIT!

I want to see rampant fun and frivolity here for the next few weeks.

 

[Pengwuino]

*starts packing UPS boxes full of chocolates*

What's your address again Evo?

 

[Evo]

Looks like we have our first candidate.

 

[Moonbear]

Wait, Evo, don't we have to agree on nominees? (Hint hint to Pengwuino )

 

[Pengwuino]

And who do I make it out to?

 

[Evo]

Wait, Evo, don't we have to agree on nominees? (Hint hint to Pengwuino )

Yep, pengwuino needs to double up that load.

Ah, this is going to be a very good holiday season. There *is* a reason the awards are held this time of year.

 

[Jameson]

Chocolate? Psshhh. How about your own personal assistant for a month? (and chocolate)

 

[Moonbear]

I think Jameson just made the call-back list.

 

[zoobyshoe]

BE FUNNY DAMNIT!

Niels Bohr walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?"

 

[moose]

Pfft, these tactics never worked for anyone.How about this, nominate me or I will kill you.
:)

 

[Evo]

Ooooh, the winner of this year's "Funniest Member Award" may not even be funny.

 

[Evo]

Pfft, these tactics never worked for anyone.


How about this, nominate me or I will kill you.
:)

Send chocolate or I'll ban you.

 

[Evo]

Niels Bohr walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?"

I think zooby qualifies. (thanks for the beautiful picture :!) )

 

[JamesU]

Evo. I am not going to waste my time sending you chocolates as a bribe what's your address?[/color] I think I have enough talent (chocolate)[/color] to win this myself. I want to go for the most improved member award.your chocolate will arrive on friday [/color]

 

[mattmns]

Are you implying that I am not funny?

 

[JamesU]

I will not attemt to sugarcoat this

yes

 

[moose]

Send chocolate or I'll ban you.

I would probably send some, but tons of people have asked for your address and you haven't said it yet

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Where does nomination and voting take place? Feedback & Announcements?

 

[Pengwuino]

I'm going to try an even newer method.

I'll kill every other candidate

Ooooo evo gave me a private message :!) :!) :!) :!)

Think this race is already over

 

[laminatedevildoll]

In general, is humor a quality you're born with or is it due to environmental conditions?

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

In general, is humor a quality you're born with or is it due to environmental conditions?

Humour: One of the four fluids of the body, blood, phlegm, choler, and black bile, whose relative proportions were thought in ancient and medieval physiology to determine a person's disposition and general health.

I think that you're born with it but it's influenced by environmental conditions.

 

[mattmns]

I think humor is situational.

 

[laminatedevildoll]

Humour: One of the four fluids of the body, blood, phlegm, choler, and black bile, whose relative proportions were thought in ancient and medieval physiology to determine a person's disposition and general health.
I think that you're born with it but it's influenced by environmental conditions.

So people who are comedians and stuff are special then... I thought humor could me taught and stuff... So if you aren't born with it, then it's not possible to be a Rosie O'Donald or Chris Rock etc...

 

[zoobyshoe]

I'm very serious about humor.

 

[Artman]

I just hope that this can be a good clean contest this year, with no dirty tactics like bribing the judges with sweet, tasty, melt-in-your-mouth, confections made from the finest ingredients and shipped to their doors.

When you think about it, the whole idea of giving sexual favors just for a nomination, is just...well it just makes me shudder and moan uncontrollably for hours and hours.

So let's just keep this a good clean contest this year. Right Evo, Moonbear?

 

[Artman]

I'm very serious about humor.

Yeah, what's so funny about humor?

 

[Evo]

I just hope that this can be a good clean contest this year, with no dirty tactics like bribing the judges with sweet, tasty, melt-in-your-mouth, confections made from the finest ingredients and shipped to their doors.

When you think about it, the whole idea of giving sexual favors just for a nomination, is just...well it just makes me shudder and moan uncontrollably for hours and hours.

So let's just keep this a good clean contest this year. Right Evo, Moonbear?

Woohoo! I think Artman is a shoe-in.

 

[Astronuc]

When it comes to humor, the Brits generally have an advantage, and the Canucks (e.g. Danger and Smurf) come in a close second.

Although the Americans with Artman, Pengwuino, and zoobyshoe, are providing strong competition this year.

If chocolates don't work - try subliminal mouse songs.

 

[Moonbear]

I just hope that this can be a good clean contest this year, with no dirty tactics like bribing the judges with sweet, tasty, melt-in-your-mouth, confections made from the finest ingredients and shipped to their doors.
When you think about it, the whole idea of giving sexual favors just for a nomination, is just...well it just makes me shudder and moan uncontrollably for hours and hours.
So let's just keep this a good clean contest this year. Right Evo, Moonbear?

I knew Artman would be a strong contender.

 

[Artman]

I knew Artman would be a strong contender.

I can be hard to beat... I mean of course I'm in there for the duration... It's going to be a very long, hard, campaign, full of ups and downs and ins and outs...
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Where do I send the candy?