Particle Girl: I agree that it's tough for people in astrophysics/theory to find industry positions. But I still insist that the OP, given his background, shouldn't find it that hard to find one!
Semi companies do have programs where they hire fresh phds and train them... Globalfoundries' GTP...
OP, I find it hard to believe that someone with a PhD from a top 10 school is unemployed!
Did you ask some of your employed friends to take a look at your resume? Do you tailor your resume to the position you are applying to? Do you come across as someone who is easy to get along/work with...