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What's black and white and has wheels? a zebra! and i lied about the wheels
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A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender points to a sign behind the bar that says NO STRINGS ALLOWED...
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Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're Ugly and Smelly.
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I dated a girl who was a magician. She put her hand on my lap and I turned into a motel!
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...terrible... When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"
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The first dirty joke that my parents told me: A white horse fell in the mud. Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work. :smile:
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Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?... ...a stick
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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, "Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill."
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My dad was a pistol, that makes me a son of a gun...
