What Are the SPIDERS Doing on the Forum?!

[lawtonfogle]

SPIDERS ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

it says at the bottom of the home page when you log in that there is x members, x nonmembers, and x SPIDERS AAAAAHHHHHHHH!1

i do not like spiders, and how can they be in the forums

OK seriously, whar do the spiders do.

 

[Moonbear]

Startling, isn't it? They've been around a while. They keep sneaking in with the newbies I think.

https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=63773

 

[mapper]

The spiders are just feed that give the gerbals energy on the wheel that powers the server here.

 

[cronxeh]

ive read a memo from Greg that said something along the lines of "bring your own spiders"

 

[lawtonfogle]

DO YOU MEAN I HAVE SPIDERS ON ME??
GET THEM OFF, GET THEM OFF
AHHHHHHH

 

[arildno]

DO YOU MEAN I HAVE SPIDERS ON ME??
GET THEM OFF, GET THEM OFF
AHHHHHHH

Have you noticed that most of them SLURP as well?
That was unsettling to me the first time I became aware of them..

 

[Moonbear]

Have you noticed that most of them SLURP as well?
That was unsettling to me the first time I became aware of them..

I still find it unsettling! I can't get any sleep with all that noise they make slurping all night long!

 

[Danger]

I still find it unsettling! I can't get any sleep with all that noise they make slurping all night long!

Yeah, that's right... it's spiders...

 

[1123581321]

I say that we stomp on the spiders.

Fibonacci

 

[lawtonfogle]

Sleep because they are slupping. Ha! You are the one slurping, that is on the spiders. You eat 14 spiders a year while you sleep :zzz: .

*cringes*
*reminds himself to buy mouth covering*
*thinks about why he needs mouth covering*
*starts to shake*
*passes ou

*THUD*

 

[Moonbear]

Sleep because they are slupping. Ha! You are the one slurping, that is on the spiders. You eat 14 spiders a year while you sleep :zzz: .

Have you ever wondered how anyone came up with that number? Was someone videotaping a year's worth of people sleeping? Or did they just know someone who swallowed a spider once while sleeping and decided to extrapolate that data to the remaining months of the year? I think it's more likely you eat 14 spiders a year in your canned produce or other processed foods. Of course you may not be eating them one whole spider at a time, more like a leg here and an eye there.

 

[Danger]

You eat 14 spiders a year while you sleep :zzz: .

Make sure Evo sees this; maybe it'll scare her into not <snorting> in her sleep any more.
I know that I don't eat any. Even if I'm asleep, my 'spidey' sense works overtime. If there's a spider anywhere near me, I know it and react with blind panic.

 

[BicycleTree]

I read somewhere that the US national limit is 2 grasshoppers per jar of peanut butter.

 

[DocToxyn]

I read somewhere that the US national limit is 2 grasshoppers per jar of peanut butter.

MMMMmmmm, even more for the chunky style, my favorite.

 

[Moonbear]

MMMMmmmm, even more for the chunky style, my favorite.

Well, thanks. Chunky style was my favorite, until now.

 

[franznietzsche]

Well, thanks. Chunky style was my favorite, until now.

Serves you right for eating that crap.