well, i didnt want to post a new thread just for that - so i'll put it here, with no relevance what so ever with the OP (im hijacking my own thread, i got my permission first though, so its alright)
look at what i found:
"Alcohol and calculus don't mix. DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE!"
im going to make that sticker and put it on my door!
and for some selected one:
" The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance."
" Resistance is futile (if < 1 ohm)."
" Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly)."
" Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl."
" Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil."
" The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."
" Rehab is for quitters."
" Gravity: It's not just a good idea. It's the law."
" Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?"
" There's no place like 127.0.0.1"
oh, and here's the link, there are many other things like that there:
http://funny2.com/bumper.htm