Are Cannibals and Clowns Similar in Unexpected Ways?

[franznietzsche]

*Blank* is like...

People are like crayons. You are always told not to eat them but some people still do.

Your Turn.

 

[brewnog]

Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

 

[ziad1985]

Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any

 

[Mk]

Life is like a rubber sheet. You can stretch it out for a while but you never really know when it's going to tear in half.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

A violin is like a bicycle, sort of.

 

[radou]

A bicycle is like a camel, sort of.

 

[baywax]

Life is like a bowl of cherries. It can be sweet and juicy or it can be the pits.

 

[franznietzsche]

Sex is like $&@%ing a bicycle, you never really forget how.

 

[baywax]

Sex is like... really fun.

 

[daveb]

Sex is like conservatism. I don't get either.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and stretching it over the back of your head - Carol Burnett

 

[Mk]

Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and stretching it over the back of your head - Carol Burnett

So you're saying having a baby is impossible?

 

[baywax]

A woman between the ages of 1 and 70+ is like Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, only those with adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.


A man between the ages of 1 and 70+ is like Canada --- ruled by a dick.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Oh yeah, well at least we can pee anywhere we want!

 

[baywax]

Oh yeah, well at least we can pee anywhere we want!

Like... Roman soldiers used to use their own urine as a mouthwash and, for the most part, Rome was ruled by a dick.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Like... Roman soldiers used to use their own urine as a mouthwash

like real men...? I thought that was a new-age thing.

Please refer to all private anatomy only in Latin.

 

[baywax]

like real men...? I thought that was a new-age thing.

Please refer to all private anatomy only in Latin.

A Vice Presidenticus is like a public announcement for fire arms safety practices.

 

[Averagesupernova]

Opinions are like @$$ holes. Everyone has one, but mine is the only one that doesn't stink.

 

[Zenparticle]

"Never knew A$$holes had teeth, until that day I saw you smile"

 

[franznietzsche]

Cannibals are like clowns. Hilarious.