Funny for sure, I've definitely heard of General Relativity. My question is more towards the 'why' there is gravity, rather than describing it with equations. Does it make sense to say that time passes at the speed of light? Regardless of your perspective, light travels at the same speed, the speed of time, hence time/length dilation by the equations of GR?
My original thought with this thread is that the more mass you have, the more certain you can be of position, and the less certain you are about it's momentum... or basically it's rate of time. A very-very crude analogy would be like the Bernoulli effect, so far as the differences (quantum uncertainties) in velocities of time creating a pressure in time that we call gravity.
Dang, very speculative here, what is time?