Chuck Norris math jokes

1. Nov 3, 2012

moonman239

Chuck Norris can solve a system of equations of parallel lines.
When Chuck Norris was given a math test, he wrote "Violence" as the answer to all the questions. He got an A+ because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with violence.

2. Nov 3, 2012

mathsciguy

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

3. Nov 3, 2012

micromass

Staff Emeritus
I bet Chuck Norris used projective geometry to do that.

4. Nov 3, 2012

moonman239

Care to explain what that is? I haven't been to college yet.

5. Nov 3, 2012

dlgoff

Yep. That and a big foot.

6. Nov 3, 2012

arildno

Chuck Norris makes constructions out of transcendentals with his bare hands.

7. Nov 3, 2012

Hurkyl

Staff Emeritus
Chuck Norris can recite the digits of pi... backwards.

8. Nov 4, 2012

bp_psy

For Chuck Norris $\sigma_A \sigma_B < \left| \frac{1}{2i} \left\langle \left[ \hat{A},\hat{B} \right] \right\rangle \right|$ for any A and B.

9. Nov 4, 2012

arildno

Chuck Norris can pound any series into terrified convergence.

10. Nov 5, 2012

After this article, I don't think Chuck Norris deserves to be the internet god anymore.

11. Nov 5, 2012

dlgoff

Just for micromass:

The is some math here, maybe.

12. Jan 25, 2013

Lsos

Chuck Norris can count to infinity.

13. Jan 25, 2013

Sayajin

Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.
Chuck Norris can find the roots of quadratic equation with negative discriminant in the set of natural numbers.
Chuck Norris can differentiate Weierstrass' function.
Chuck Norris once squared the circle only with a compass.
Chuck Norris knows the biggest prime number.

14. Jan 25, 2013

Kholdstare

I feel inclined to opine that he is the most prominent mathematician in the history of mathematics.

15. Jan 25, 2013

Whovian

Chuck Norris listed all the real numbers.

16. Jan 25, 2013

FreeMitya

Chuck Norris doesn't do mathematics, Chuck Norris is mathematics.

17. Jan 25, 2013

Kholdstare

Yes. Chuck Norris, himself, is the cumulative body of logic and reasoning. All mathematicians are his great devotees.

18. Jan 28, 2013

GerdankenDonuts

Chuck Norris decides whether or not P is the same as NP.
Chuck Norris knows a consistent set of axioms capable of proving all truths about the relations of the natural numbers.

19. Jan 28, 2013

Jimmy Snyder

Chuck Norris understands quantum theory and isn't shocked by it.

20. Jan 28, 2013

Kholdstare

Jimmy, the entire humanity bows before Chuck Norris as he brought the quantum theory into "existence". He need not understand it.