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Donald Duck Groping Case to Go to Court: Disney Faces Claims
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Discussion Overview
The thread discusses a legal case involving a Pennsylvania woman who alleges that the character Donald Duck groped her at Disney's Epcot theme park. The conversation explores the implications of the incident, the nature of the claims, and the reactions from participants, including humor and skepticism regarding the seriousness of the allegations.
Discussion Character
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- Humorous commentary
Main Points Raised
- A participant shares a news report about a woman claiming Donald Duck groped her, leading to psychological trauma.
- Some participants express disgust and disbelief at the idea of a mascot engaging in such behavior.
- Humor is prevalent, with multiple participants making puns and jokes about ducks and psychological disorders.
- Several participants share personal anecdotes involving ducks, often in a humorous context.
- There are comments questioning the validity of the woman's claims and the seriousness of her alleged injuries.
- Some participants suggest that the situation is being exaggerated for comedic effect.
Areas of Agreement / Disagreement
Participants do not reach a consensus on the seriousness of the claims or the appropriateness of the humor surrounding the topic. There are competing views on the validity of the woman's experience and the nature of the discussion itself.
Contextual Notes
The discussion includes a mix of serious allegations and lighthearted banter, with no clear resolution on the implications of the case or the reactions to it.
Who May Find This Useful
Readers interested in legal cases involving public figures, discussions on societal reactions to alleged misconduct, or those who enjoy humorous takes on serious topics may find this thread engaging.
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Math Is Hard said:
I'm not a woman, and I've never been groped against my will, but the idea of being pawed by a mascot costumed freak? I want to throw-up until I'm wearing my giblets for a hat! YECH. If a freaking Disney character gave someone the old, "honk honk", they should be executed by law... in costume.
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I just keep imagining him honking the honker and then bursting out in his insane quacky laugh. That had to be extremely traumatic. 
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It's like I always say, you can never trust a duck.
But still, "the May 2008 encounter left her with post-traumatic stress in the form of nightmares, digestive problems and other permanent injuries".
Oh please! What a load of duck doo doo.
But still, "the May 2008 encounter left her with post-traumatic stress in the form of nightmares, digestive problems and other permanent injuries".
Oh please! What a load of duck doo doo.
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I was goosed by a duck once. But it was a real one.
I have Post Traumatic Duck Disorder.
I have Post Traumatic Duck Disorder.
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Math Is Hard said:
Sounds like a quack diagnoses to me.
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Ivan Seeking said:
I hope not. I got a huge bill for it.
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Math Is Hard said:
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a thousand puns later...
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Ivan, MIH, for the love of whatever you believe in... please... no more... puns... *death rattle**quack**honk honk!* *quack* *quaaaaaaacckkcchhhh...
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I was aped by a parrot.Math Is Hard said:
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Uh oh, Nismar has gone Goofy on us.
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Ivan Seeking said:
I might be a little sleep deprived.
Jimmy Snyder: Ha!
edit: Ivan... Goofy. I missed the caps. You are pure evil, with an appropriate avatar.
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My great uncle had big gray geese. If they had confined themselves to goosing, that would have been OK. Those rascals would bite the backs of my legs and terrorize me when I was a kid. Shorts? Not a good idea.Math Is Hard said:
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Honk, honk! Now you need therapy.Math Is Hard said:I just keep imagining him honking the honker and then bursting out in his insane quacky laugh. That had to be extremely traumatic.
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Math Is Hard said:
Dare I say someone better check that zzapperz to see if he is standing on a ledge somewhere?!
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From the title, I thought that Donald Trump had done something wrong again.
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Math Is Hard said:
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Oh man, you guys should charge for this stuff!Math Is Hard said:
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I'm sure I know people who would pay to be duck groped. I think we should note; No actual duck was harmed in the making of this thread.
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gosh, it's just too easy to cry "psychological duck disorder" these days..
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dydxforsn said:
But careful when choosing a doctor, that you get a quack.
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Avian Frotteurism... tragic!
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these jokes are fowl
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Proton Soup said:
Foul deeds by fowl hands!
Oh man... this thread is just killing my brain-cells, but I really like it.
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I've used Duck-off brand duck repellent from ACME with good results. Since this is a minimum wage, flightless, bottomless duck with a speech impediment, she would've needed the heavy-duty formula.
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I don't know why y'all are so shocked by this. I mean, the dude...erm, duck...doesn't wear pants!
Look at him...clearly, he's up to no good!
Look at him...clearly, he's up to no good!
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http://www.getalyric.com/mp3/lyrics/songs/disney-7301/mickey_mouse_splashdance-22832/digital_duck-118806/
This plays a song at a fairly low volume, but for obvious reasons be aware that there is audio.
I don't know how he can be a digital duck with no pants though... Lisab is onto something here!
PERVDUCK!
This plays a song at a fairly low volume, but for obvious reasons be aware that there is audio.
I don't know how he can be a digital duck with no pants though... Lisab is onto something here!
PERVDUCK!