# Finally a physics paper with a little originality

1. Oct 31, 2012

### Jim Kata

arXiv:1210.8144 (cross-list from physics.pop-ph) [pdf, ps, other]
Possible Bubbles of Spacetime Curvature in the South Pacific
Benjamin K. Tippett
Comments: 13 pages, 10 figures. Before you charter a boat, please look up the collected works of HP Lovecraft
Subjects: Popular Physics (physics.pop-ph); General Relativity and Quantum Cosmology (gr-qc); History and Philosophy of Physics (physics.hist-ph)
In 1928, the late Francis Wayland Thurston published a scandalous manuscript in purport of warning the world of a global conspiracy of occultists. Among the documents he gathered to support his thesis was the personal account of a sailor by the name of Gustaf Johansen, describing an encounter with an extraordinary island. Johansens descriptions of his adventures upon the island are fantastic, and are often considered the most enigmatic (and therefore the highlight) of Thurstons collection of documents.
We contend that all of the credible phenomena which Johansen described may be explained as being the observable consequences of a localized bubble of spacetime curvature. Many of his most incomprehensible statements (involving the geometry of the architecture, and variability of the location of the horizon) can therefore be said to have a unified underlying cause.
We propose a simplified example of such a geometry, and show using numerical computation that Johansen`s descriptions were, for the most part, not simply the ravings of a lunatic. Rather, they are the nontechnical observations of an intelligent man who did not understand how to describe what he was seeing. Conversely, it seems to us improbable that Johansen should have unwittingly given such a precise description of the consequences of spacetime curvature, if the details of this story were merely the dregs of some half remembered fever dream.
We calculate the type of matter which would be required to generate such exotic spacetime curvature. Unfortunately, we determine that the required matter is quite unphysical, and possess a nature which is entirely alien to all of the experiences of human science. Indeed, any civilization with mastery over such matter would be able to construct warp drives, cloaking devices, and other exotic geometries

Gravitational lensing and the cult of Cthulhu

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2. Nov 1, 2012

### ImaLooser

Maybe a little too much originality. This is all fictitious.

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3. Nov 1, 2012

### Ryan_m_b

Staff Emeritus
Isn't that the point? This is a Halloween joke based on a Lovecraft story.