Getting up late in the morning = another crappy day!

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Pengwuino said:
Man ive been having a crappy week. I think im gonna go to an elementary school and start pounding kids to cool off friday
I thought you were dead.

Sorry, that probably doesn't cheer you up much.


waddle waddle
 
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Any day that starts before noon is not worth living.:grumpy:
Unfortunately, I go to work at 10:00 am.
 
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honestrosewater said:
Oh... and all this time I thought it was what separated us from the mongooses. :tongue2: That and our irregular plurals.
The mongeese got to you, didn't they?
 
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SpaceTiger said:
The mongeese got to you, didn't they?
Yes, but I taught them how to completely demoralize and distract their predators through the art of taunting, and they think I'm a god. They forgave me for mistaking them for meerkats (:redface:) and have given me the second largest termite mound as my Olympus. There's plenty of room for some other gods and goddesses. Take your pick: Sky, Sea, War, Fertility, Ascots - they're all up for grabs. Goddess of Wisdom & Dirty Jokes is taken. :approve:
 
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honestrosewater said:
Yes, but I taught them how to completely demoralize and distract their predators through the art of taunting, and they think I'm a god. They forgave me for mistaking them for meerkats (:redface:) and have given me the second largest termite mound as my Olympus. There's plenty of room for some other gods and goddesses. Take your pick: Sky, Sea, War, Fertility, Ascots - they're all up for grabs. Goddess of Wisdom & Dirty Jokes is taken. :approve:
Ooh, I want to be a fertility goddess! Their worshippers have the best rituals. :biggrin:

Have you been dipping into the giggle water again?
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So the only Olympians are honestrosewater, goddess of Wisdom and Dirty Jokes, and Moonbear, goddess of Fertility and Sensible Shoe Collections (I'm throwing that one in for free :biggrin:)?

I guess I'll have to think up a creation myth so we can get some men.
 

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