Naming insty-twins from mentor trans-forum electro-fertilization

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Name the Love-Childs

  • Monique II and Chroot II

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • Marie and Isaac

    Votes: 2 22.2%

  • Microbe and Solenoid

    Votes: 4 44.4%

  • ??? and ???

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • Total voters
    9
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Math Is Hard said:
Hey, maybe if Evo and Enigma cross-pollinated we'd have a little Enigmo! :smile:

We'd all better keep our fingers crossed that he ends up with his mom's looks!
 
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Tom Mattson said:
I would post my laughing doggie again, but I think that would be a little obnoxious. :wink:
Math Is Hard is a tough one to pair up.

You and I could have a little Tevo. :biggrin:
 
enigma said:
We'd all better keep our fingers crossed that he ends up with his mom's looks!
So, does this make us related now? These cyber relationships can get complex. :wink:
 
And when one of the aliens finds the features built into their system for combining more than two humans at a time we're going to end up with an Evotsujimoobyvanobardique...
 
plover said:
Evotsujimoobyvanobardique...
:bugeye: :biggrin:

Ah, but plover, once you enter this thread, your e-genes will automatically be thrown into the mix.

I must go outside and find some way to self inflict another painful injury by yardwork on myself. Perhaps by the time I return you will have already been assimilated. :-p
 
Evo said:
I must go outside and find some way to self inflict another painful injury by yardwork on myself.
Another?? How did you injure yourself the first time? :rolleyes:
 
Tsunami said:
Another?? How did you injure yourself the first time? :rolleyes:
I'm back, darn it's hot.

I was replacing a few fence boards and lost my footing (thanks to the JAWS OF DEATH) and fell forward, in my attempt to stop my fall I managed to partially impale my right wrist on a sharp piece of wood (it looks like a botched suicide attempt) and also got splinters up and down both hands and arms. I was trying not to hurt my knee that I had previously seriously injured (trip to the emergency room) when I fell on a glass, which by the force of my knee impacting it on the ground (I knocked the glass off the counter trying to break my fall) shattered and the razor sharp base of the glass went through my knee. The leg brace is off, the stitches have been removed.

Of course this was after I tripped and fell downstairs, actually I ended up bouncing into the air, then flipping over backwards and flew airborne headfirst into the floor at the base of the stairs. Luckily I landed on my head, so no serious injuries, :-p except to my right hip, which has bone splinters from the initial impact that flipped me backwards. It was a fun ambulance ride, although I didn't think it was necessary. Apparently, once they find out you have insurance, the ride is mandatory. After arguing with the paramedics for 30 minutes, I realized I was going, even if it meant that they had to injure me themselves. :mad:

Yesterday, I just sliced my thumb open wrestling with some 8 foot tall alien creatures growing in the back 40, sure, they LOOK like weeds, but I know better. Ok, I couldn't find my gloves, so I was doing all this barehanded.

Then I had to change the battery on the riding mower. Piece of cake, except I lost my grip on the wrench and it fell and made contact with the other pole and wow, metal melts fast! Of course I got a nice little burn on the back of my hand. I found a large piece of wood and was able to pry the wrench off of the battery without too much damage. :redface:

I need a man. :frown:
 
Evo said:
Math Is Hard is a tough one to pair up.

You're telling me! It's a lonely life! :cry:
 
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GOOD GRACIOUS,EVO! You be careful, will ya? Weekends are supposed to be relaxing not hazardous!
 
EVO! :eek: be careful! you're too precious!

Just how many male mentors do we have here at PF?! We should try and get some over to you to do the work :rolleyes: :biggrin: I'm sure they'll all be over there in the blink of an eye :wink:
 
And then Evo would be spawning e-babies like Tadpoles.
 
Evo said:
I need a man. :frown:

Tell me about it! But, be careful what you wish for. Make sure you request one who can do the yardwork, or at least one who knows first aid! I think you need to take a break from yardwork, it seems to be pretty hazardous to your health! Just try to do the crazy stunts during daytime hours so a neighbor kid will find you and call for help.
 
Evo, you don't need just a man, you specifically need either an EMT or a keeper, honey! Please be more careful, your e-genes are among the most precious and sought-after.

I worry about some of the people on these boards, I really do. They seem, well, unsafe to themselves...horribly accident-prone...all these science-types, their head in the clouds, minds on microbes and math and molecules...
 
Evo I couldn't bring myself to read your post in its entirety, it is too painful and bloody. YOU BE CARE PLEASE. Home improvement can wait, get help, don't do it yourself.
 
You need a full suit of armour, Sis. :surprise: :biggrin:
 
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OK, I think I've found my soul mate. I am going to hook up with WasteofO2 so our precious little offspring can be christened Waste of Math. :biggrin:
 
Math Is Hard said:
OK, I think I've found my soul mate. I am going to hook up with WasteofO2 so our precious little offspring can be christened Waste of Math. :biggrin:
:smile: :smile: :smile:
 
Now why has no one suggested little Monkyl's and Hurkique's yet? :wink: Or maybe we should find out his real name first :rolleyes:
 
Oh, I LOVE those two names! I'll bet they're REAL CUTE, too! :biggrin:
 
I don' t know why The Bob is crying about the unclaimed tots...his e-genes have already been used DOZENS of times! The Forum Childs with his e-genes are really big eaters, though, the aliens have to bring in truckloads of food for them...cookiemonster is also rather boldly respresented, but I have gotten after the aliens for taking minors' e-genes and they say they'll stop it, but cookie's Childs are just such good Childs, already doing half the aliens' brainwork for them...they can't get Moonbear's Childs to do a thing other than strum guitars and sing folk songs to the other Childs and decorate the nursery very prettily...Moonbear, why are your Childs so spacey? Tee hee.

I didn't want to be the one to tell Monique, but at last count, there were over 150 Childs with -que and -ique on the ends of their names...!
 
Tsunami's Childs are adorable, but dare I say it? They are SPOILED ROTTEN little things! Always carrying stuffed toy skunks around and trying to xray all the other Childs! The aliens had to squelch their playtime plans, they were chattering about "contrast studies" and one of them had a big tub of a pablum-flavored barium mixture hidden...
 
holly said:
I don' t know why The Bob is crying about the unclaimed tots...his e-genes have already been used DOZENS of times! The Forum Childs with his e-genes are really big eaters, though, the aliens have to bring in truckloads of food for them.

I have little PF children? How sweet. :biggrin:

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
holly said:
Tsunami's Childs are adorable, but dare I say it? They are SPOILED ROTTEN little things! Always carrying stuffed toy skunks around and trying to xray all the other Childs! The aliens had to squelch their playtime plans, they were chattering about "contrast studies" and one of them had a big tub of a pablum-flavored barium mixture hidden...
:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:
 
Here's another...and I like this one : Tonique and Chroom !
 
That sounds like a cocktail. "Bartender, another chroom and tonique, please."
 
Imagine the egos on zooby-is-hard, ivan-is-hard, and jimmy-is-hard. I guess boulder-is-hard would be different.
 
Gokul43201 said:
Imagine the egos on zooby-is-hard, ivan-is-hard, and jimmy-is-hard. I guess boulder-is-hard would be different.


:-p :-p That has quite a ring to it. :wink:
 
holly said:
...they can't get Moonbear's Childs to do a thing other than strum guitars and sing folk songs to the other Childs and decorate the nursery very prettily...Moonbear, why are your Childs so spacey? Tee hee.

Ah, it's the blonde genes I cursed them with. :wink: But it's all very cyclical, they only get spacey like that on a full moon. :rolleyes: Our darling little Moonshoe is quite bright and makes us very proud. Zoobear though, well, we're of course proud of him too, but he gets a bit growly at times, and thinks he can get by on looks alone.
 
jimmy p said:
:-p :-p That has quite a ring to it. :wink:

Yeah, 'jim-is-hard" sounds much better than "my p-is-hard". :biggrin:
 
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