I'm skeptical of these online reviews

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Because I went to this Volvo dealership and it was NOTHING like Irma E's description:

http://www.judysbook.com/members/104830/posts/2008/12/555911/

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by irma e., Friday, December 19, 2008
This review is for: Volvo of Santa Monica
I've never heard of it and I thought why not go! Well...first I started with some drinks...the bartender there was amazing and he was a magician himself! Ladies...easy on the eyes...and gents...if you take a lady friend watch out, cause he might snatch her away...he gave me a rose made out of a napkin! Yes...he did!!! Anyway...three drinks later....the show must go on!!!! The magic show was great! It was funny and the audience participation is amazing! Kids love it and well I consider myself a big kid so I definitely will go back! I didn't give it 5 stars because one or two of the tricks I saw the secret!!! BUT don't worry...I won't spoil it!!! I recommend this place! Its AWESOME!

The sales guy was nice enough but he didn't do any magic tricks. And I don't remember a bartender. :confused:
 

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Volvo was lately bought by Chinese Geely Automobiles, perhaps they already started to implement changes.
 
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Because I went to this Volvo dealership and it was NOTHING like Irma E's description:

http://www.judysbook.com/members/10... in the "preferred customer" lounge?:biggrin:
 
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Are you sure you went to the right part of the dealership? Maybe she was in the "preferred customer" lounge?:biggrin:

That's where the RNC was in Hollywood, right? Oh no wait, that was 'Voyeur'. :rofl:

I didn't realize that people went to dealerships for "The Champagne Room" treatment!
 
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I didn't realize that people went to dealerships for "The Champagne Room" treatment!
Especially not VOLVO - I'm picturing everyone being strapped into high chairs surrounded by foam mats on the floor and being forced to drink from baby's sippy-cups while wearing hard hats and safety glasses.
 
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Especially not VOLVO - I'm picturing everyone being strapped into high chairs surrounded by foam mats on the floor and being forced to drink from baby's sippy-cups while wearing hard hats and safety glasses.

:rofl: You know, that probably is a perfect description of SOMEONE's fetish/kink.
That, or they have to drink fromthe sippy cups et al... while watching constant feeds of NEW Disney movies (none of the clasics lol).
 
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Are you sure you went to the right part of the dealership? Maybe she was in the "preferred customer" lounge?:biggrin:

All I can figure is that because I was shopping for pre-owned vehicles, I didn't get the special Volvo magic show treatment that the people looking at the new cars got. :(
 
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:rofl: You know, that probably is a perfect description of SOMEONE's fetish/kink.
That, or they have to drink fromthe sippy cups et al... while watching constant feeds of NEW Disney movies (none of the clasics lol).

Kinda sounds like Zapper Z's scene.
 
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All I can figure is that because I was shopping for pre-owned vehicles, I didn't get the special Volvo magic show treatment that the people looking at the new cars got. :(
Well, there you go, that was your mistake.

I always wear my Home Shopping Club cubic Zirconia bling and take in the free drinks and magic show before heading to the used car lot. :tongue:
 
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Well, there you go, that was your mistake.

I always wear my Home Shopping Club cubic Zirconia bling and take in the free drinks and magic show before heading to the used car lot. :tongue:

:cool:

I should have talked to you first. Although, I'm just a little worried I might get too liquored up and buy a Volvo.
 
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:cool:

I should have talked to you first. Although, I'm just a little worried I might get too liquored up and buy a Volvo.

That's how they sell the undercoating.
 
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Kinda sounds like Zapper Z's scene.

The sound effect in my head was... I wonder what s/he mea- WhaaaaaT!?! Oooooooh!

EDIT: Is it just me, or are we plotting to fleece a Volvo dealership of its liquor? :rofl: I could go to a different thread and these same people are talking about inner products and pions etc... Mein head ist SPLITTING! :tongue:

@lisab: I think that's also a terrible pick-up line from a stumbling drunk at closing time. :wink: "Hey baby, undercoatingsds mumble mumble *GROPE*" "*SLAP*" :approve:
 

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