Edit: This is of course a joke and not to be taken seriously.
Old habits die hard.
How come The Onion hasn't picked up on this story?
Figures it'd be the blokes at the Onion.
At first I thought this was a story from some joke tabloid, but if it's in the Onion, it must be true!
Ivan, you should have stated that this was a joke, a lot of people aren't familiar with The Onion.
Query: Can you really call yourself "smart" if you have no concept of satire or humor?
Some people don't know what The Onion is and some members have posted articles from The Onion believing that they are true. Remember also, that PF is an International community and would not understand.
I'm going to start a news corp. named "The Carrot" and make it completely serious, but crappy. Sort of like Fox News, but crappy on purpose.
Just to screw with people.
That takes all of the fun out of it.
As I recall, we once announced that PF had been sold to the Scientologists.
Separate names with a comma.