Bacon salt sounds like a good idea, but it would put me into the ER in a heartbeat, if not the morgue.
maltodestrin
monosodium glutamate
hydrolyzed corn and soy proteins
autolyzed yeast extract
All are sources of free glutamates that ensure anaphylactic shock for me. Some of the other ingredients "spices" "natural hickory smoke flavor" "natural butter flavor" could be dicey, too. Most times, "natural flavor" of any description involves processes that produce free glutamates by boiling process by-products in acid, concentrating the resultant extract, and neutralizing with caustic to get back to a normal pH. The additive industry is largely unregulated in the US. At least people get a heads-up when products are made in plants that process peanuts and other allergens.
Edit: back to your regularly-scheduled bacon.