New Scripting Language on the Horizon: TrumpScript

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http://thenextweb.com/us/2016/01/22...donald/?utm_medium=email&utm_source=flipboard

Some Features
  • No floating point numbers, only integers. America never does anything halfway.
  • All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million. The small stuff is inconsequential to us.
  • There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and American made.
  • Instead of True and False, we have fact and lie.
  • Only the most popular English words, Trump’s favorite words, and current politician names can be used as variable names.
  • Error messages are mostly quotes directly taken from Trump himself.
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I can't believe he came so far. My best argument has been: Even me with my poor English, without much practice, I could right away hold a Trump speech. No problem. At most I needed a couple of minutes to grab some pseudo-facts from the internet to pretend knowledge.
Seemingly this isn't argument against him.
 
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It even has a GitHub page! :oldlaugh:
 
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This is going to be HUGE!
 
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I thought of writing a simple "Hello World" program but was afraid I'd get the response:

You're FIRED!
 
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The guy makes me cringe!.. Looking at the other side I cringe too though
 
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This is going to be HUGE!

Make that YUGE!
 
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We need a faceoff between TrumpScript and ArnoldC!
 
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The TS program says: You're FIRED!

and the AS program responds: You're terminated

and so Arnold wins the presidency on the rebirther ticket.
 
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It builds a firewall around your computer and won't let you in?
 
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It builds a firewall around your computer and won't let you in?
Plus it tries to collect money from your bank account for doing so.
 
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Huh. Just random Trump quotations. Nor ready for prime time, if you ask me.
That's the point, though. It's indistinguishable from the real thing so it passes the Turing test.
 
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We need a faceoff between TrumpScript and ArnoldC!
Thanks for this post jtbell, I had never heard of ArnoldC! Hilarious! :oldlaugh:
 

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