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Socks are dangerous

  1. Dec 4, 2008 #1

    wolram

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    Nothing easier than putting ones socks on right, well that is till one tries to do it in a rush standing up. There is all ways one that doe's not want to cooperate and sticks about ones heel, necessitating all manner of wiggling and keeping one on one foot , this starts the mass and gravity thing, and comes to a point where gravity wins.
    Never mind, i like a bit of contrast to the pink skin, and you know you are alive when some thing is throbbing.
     
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  3. Dec 4, 2008 #2

    mgb_phys

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    Are you after evo's crown as most accident prone PF member?
     
  4. Dec 4, 2008 #3

    Office_Shredder

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    Is that a prize? How do I get nominated.... the past two months I've broken my finger, torn a groin muscle, bruised a toe ligament or something and got hit in the eye with an ice hockey puck.

    Wolram, there's definitely a kind of masochistic pleasure in putting a little bit of pressure on a bruise
     
  5. Dec 4, 2008 #4

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    Okay, i nominate you, that must be a record for one month :smile: now all you have to do is maintain the record.
     
  6. Dec 4, 2008 #5

    Kurdt

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    And of course tell everyone on Pf about your misfortunes.
     
  7. Dec 4, 2008 #6

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    Which of course would make you a shoo-in for the dullest member award
     
  8. Dec 4, 2008 #7

    wolram

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    I wanted to take a picture of my bruise, but can not get an angle that would not be pornographic.
     
  9. Dec 4, 2008 #8
    i got a free pair of socks with my new shoes. softest mofo's ever. but, very VERY slippery on a tile floor. i went down, took out my mom and a pot of spaghetti. needless to say, i had to buy everyone dinner.
     
  10. Dec 4, 2008 #9

    wolram

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    Ouch :rofl:, what was wrong with the spaghetti?
     
  11. Dec 4, 2008 #10

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    Are you saying I'm dull? :devil:
     
  12. Dec 4, 2008 #11
    i was wearing it and my cats had fun with it. :( and i love spaghetti too. lucky i didnt knock over the meat sauce. i think i would have cried
     
  13. Dec 4, 2008 #12

    wolram

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    Hey, every one knows you is a wounded star.
     
  14. Dec 4, 2008 #13
    Take the photo, then just e-mail it to me..heheh
     
  15. Dec 4, 2008 #14

    BobG

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    Have you considered moving somewhere warmer? The less clothes you wear, the less chance of injuring yourself.
     
  16. Dec 4, 2008 #15

    wolram

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    Yes, i am looking at several locations, places where one can strut around in the buff, not worry to much about work, and food costs nothing, temperature in the 80s and average humidity, if this place has fossil es or some nice mineral deposits even better.
     
  17. Dec 4, 2008 #16

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    Is the internet ready for the image of a naked wolram covered in spaghetti ?
     
  18. Dec 4, 2008 #17
    :biggrin: Boy :biggrin: Am I grateful to have put down my cup of coffee before opening this thread.
     
  19. Dec 4, 2008 #18
    Don't worry, I'll just clean up this mess and then go back in the kitchen and bring out the other plate of spaghetti.
     
  20. Dec 4, 2008 #19

    mgb_phys

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    Welcome to Vancouver (in the summer)
     
  21. Dec 4, 2008 #20

    wolram

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    You guys sure do get mixed up quick, it was not me with the spagehtti all over, and i was not naked, i was the one with sock trouble, any way i hope they have internet in Vancouver as i am emigrating ,soon as i find out were it is.
     
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