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To measure nature with absolute certainty -

  1. Jun 29, 2007 #1


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    To measure nature with absolute certainty,
    one would need a tool of absolute certainty.
    Unfortunately for science,
    there is no such thing!

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  3. Jun 29, 2007 #2


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    I'll be right back - I'm going to see if I can find a ruler with sufficient precision to measure your point...
  4. Jun 29, 2007 #3


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    I don't think you can rhyme certainty with itself, or is this one of those kind of poems that don't rhyme?:confused:
  5. Jun 29, 2007 #4
    and a true point it is: no dimension; no depth.

    (punch-line drums please)

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    Thanks for the Friday afternoon laugh! Too funny :rofl:
  7. Jun 29, 2007 #6
    What's with today and humor on this board? I like it :approve:

    EDIT: My "I like it" remark was to russ_watters
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  8. Jun 29, 2007 #7
    Ok.... this is stupid in so many different ways.
  9. Jun 30, 2007 #8


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    OK. That was funny.

    You obviously just can not appreciate art. The only poems I like are the ones Mike Meyers did in So I married an Axe Murderer.
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