To measure nature with absolute certainty -

[MJA]

MEASURE

To measure nature with absolute certainty,
one would need a tool of absolute certainty.
Unfortunately for science,
there is no such thing!
Measure?

MJA​

 

[russ_watters]

I'll be right back - I'm going to see if I can find a ruler with sufficient precision to measure your point...

 

[G01]

I don't think you can rhyme certainty with itself, or is this one of those kind of poems that don't rhyme?

 

[moe darklight]

I'll be right back - I'm going to see if I can find a ruler with sufficient precision to measure your point...

and a true point it is: no dimension; no depth. (punch-line drums please)

 

[berkeman]

I'll be right back - I'm going to see if I can find a ruler with sufficient precision to measure your point...

Thanks for the Friday afternoon laugh! Too funny

 

[moose]

What's with today and humor on this board? I like it

EDIT: My "I like it" remark was to russ_watters

 

[dontdisturbmycircles]

Ok... this is stupid in so many different ways.

 

[FredGarvin]

I'll be right back - I'm going to see if I can find a ruler with sufficient precision to measure your point...

OK. That was funny.

You obviously just can not appreciate art. The only poems I like are the ones Mike Meyers did in So I married an Axe Murderer.