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Baked Doritos are nasty. I mean, really nasty. In the Jesus Christ, what on Earth compelled me to pay money for this vile slop kinda way.
But I ate them all anyway.
- Warren
But I ate them all anyway.
- Warren
Moonbear said:They are nasty, but I never felt compelled to eat more than one.
Moonbear said:They are nasty, but I never felt compelled to eat more than one.
I was afraid for a moment you were going to say you ate it.chroot said:So, I started looking around my office. I found nothing but a tube of chapstick. I turned it over and over in my hands, wondering.. honestly wondering.. if chapstick had any nutritional value, and how I'd feel after eating the entire tube. I wanted to eat the chapstick so strongly that I actually googled it just to make sure... really sure... it had no nutritional value.
- Warren
Now that's a talent! Oh, you probably mean something different by "bonked."chroot said:There was a day, in the not-so-distant past, when I nearly "bonked" on my bike ride into work one morning.
Um, yeah, when you're checking on the nutritional value of chapstick, your blood sugar is definitely dangerously low!I found nothing but a tube of chapstick. I turned it over and over in my hands, wondering.. honestly wondering.. if chapstick had any nutritional value, and how I'd feel after eating the entire tube. I wanted to eat the chapstick so strongly that I actually googled it just to make sure... really sure... it had no nutritional value.
- Warren
I don't remember...I've blocked most of the experience from memory.rachmaninoff2 said:You ate a whole one?!
Moonbear said:I don't remember...I've blocked most of the experience from memory.
Likely anyone with a nose who lives with you. But thanks for sharing.chroot said:I should record the sounds my stomach is making right now, post-Doritos. It sounds like a whale orgy. Someone's going to be unhappy later tonight.
- Warren
I thinks that "boinked", but yeah, my mind went straight to the same place.Moonbear said:Now that's a talent! Oh, you probably mean something different by "bonked."
Funny how they are my favorite baked corn chip snack. And they're up there in the general snack category probably around #5-10Baked Doritos are nasty. I mean, really nasty. In the Jesus Christ, what on Earth compelled me to pay money for this vile slop kinda way.
But I ate them all anyway.
- Warren
zoobyshoe said:I think anyone who rides a bike 15 miles deserves to eat chapstick. (By which I mean I'm envious.)
Moonbear said:I expect this sort of thread from...yomamma
What? You don't think this is a very productive thread?I expect this sort of thread from...yomamma
chroot said:I'm going to be riding 585 miles in six days this June, for AIDS/LifeCycle 5. Want to donate?
http://www.aidslifecycle.org/1353
- Warren
Good question! Everything I find always gives approximations of calories burned per hour, not based on distance. I would think there would be a number of additional variables with biking vs walking, such as how flat or hilly the terrain is...if you are coasting more than pedaling, you're not burning as many calories as if you had to pedal the whole way, while with walking, whether you're going uphill or downhill or on flat ground, you're still picking your foot up and putting it back down with every step. Then again, how many calories are burned just maintaining balance on a bicycle? Once we learn to ride a bike, we don't really think about all the muscles that requires using, but it does require some amount of effort, I just don't know how much.zoobyshoe said:I'm curious: given the same distance, say two miles, does a person burn more calories walking it or riding it on a bike. The first is much less effort but sustained for a longer period, and the latter much more effort, but for less time.
zoobyshoe said:I'm curious: given the same distance, say two miles, does a person burn more calories walking it or riding it on a bike. The first is much less effort but sustained for a longer period, and the latter much more effort, but for less time.
Nothing000 said:How often do you ride to work chroot? Two times I have ridden 30 miles one way, then stayed the night at that location, and then road back the 30 miles. And I thought that this was absolutely crazy! I could not imagine ridding 30 miles / day a few days every week. If you ride that a few times a week you must be very healthy.
I am suprised someone that would ride 15 miles just to get to work would eat any kind of dorritos!
zoobyshoe said:I'm curious: given the same distance, say two miles, does a person burn more calories walking it or riding it on a bike. The first is much less effort but sustained for a longer period, and the latter much more effort, but for less time.
During Warren's Unfortunate Baked Doritos Experience, he accidentally left a bag of Baked Doritos in the oven and they caught fire, causing a small kitchen fire.
No, luckily Warren was able to quickly put out the fire and did not suffer any injuries.
The Baked Doritos caught fire due to the high temperature of the oven and the oil and seasoning on the chips.
To prevent this type of incident, it is important to always keep an eye on food while it is cooking and to make sure the oven is set to the correct temperature.
In most cases, it is not safe to eat food that has been involved in a fire. It is best to dispose of the Baked Doritos and any other food that may have been affected by the fire.