OMG. That's terrible.
I always use Easter weekend to tidy up my house just in case Jesus comes to visit.
Glad you liked it. I shared it with my cousin, and he got offended. We've now spent a good deal of time arguing about whether or not Jesus was a zombie (with me laughing all the while, and he, presumably, getting more and more upset). I won't go into details, as I'm probably pushing the guidelines to their limit just by posting the comic, but I thought I should share it.
Well he does kind of fit the definition of zombie.
Speaking of zombies, I saw an article today where Woody Harrelson assaulted a paparazzi because he thought he was a zombie.
"With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie."
You don't think he would smack Jesus if he showed up at his door do you?
Maybe Woody could start a tradition like #3 in Ivans list:
Sounds like Zombie Jesus Day to me.
It's much more fun with raw eggs
Never heard about the Polish tradition described on the mirror site, will have to tell Marzena about it.
Is your moustache grey?
Not yet. Partially yes. But then my head turns grey, perhaps that's a sign I should stop helping.
Oh yes, I would say the situation is critical! Be sure to tell your wife that we can back you up on this.
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