What is the world's funniest joke?

[Ivan Seeking]

Comedian Spike Milligan was the author of the world's funniest joke, a psychology professor has claimed.

Professor Richard Wiseman carried out an internet experiment five years ago to find the world's best gag...

...Click here to read the winning joke...[continued]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5064020.stm

 

[Pengwuino]

Not bad... not the worlds funniest though... then again british humour isnt.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Personally, I'm a big fan of penguin jokes.

What´s black and white and goes round and around?



A Penguin in a revolving door.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

What´s black & white, black & white, black & white and black & white?

A penguin rolling down-hill.

If you make them roll fast enough they look green.

 

[kant]

what do have when a physicist goes to the dark side?

 

[scott_alexsk]

What do you have?

 

[kant]

not going to tell...

 

[Danger]

Herman Kahn, but Immanuel Kant.

 

[Moonbear]

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?
Because they're afraid of Wales.

http://monyscurry.tripod.com/pengfun.htm

 

[Pengwuino]

racist pigs!

 

[Danger]

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?
Because they're afraid of Wales.

But not nearly as much as sheep are.

 

[Moonbear]

But not nearly as much as sheep are.

 

[kant]

The real danger of the world are not WMD but man bear big.

 

[Pengwuino]

The real danger of the world are not WMD but man bear big.

MBB's!

 

[kant]

MBB's!

yes, mir peng. Be afraid. Be very afriad for Man Bear Pig will come to get you. in fact, he might be right behind you.

 

[Danger]

As long as it isn't Arildno behind him, he doesn't have that much to be afraid of.