What was your most embarrassing moment?

[FaverWillets]

Of course it was ! Would you expect any less from Parisian schools ?

Well, I guess you found your math class quite...what's the word...stimulating !

I guess what you're saying is that it really wasn't the math that was hard that day?

 

[FaverWillets]

My most embarrasing moment was at a very fine restaurant.

My date and I had been at a formal function and I was wearing an evening gown that was cut to the bottom of my rib cage in front and below my waist in the back. There was very little holding it up on my shoulders. I had to be very careful about my posture.

During dinner, I leaned to one side a bit too much and one side of my dress slipped off of my shoulder and exposed one side of my chest down to the waist.

Luckily, we were in a small alcove and I don't think anyone but my date noticed before I quickly covered myself.

He was probably confused because his parents had told him they were sending him abroad to study?

 

[FaverWillets]

When I was about thirteen, by freind's sister [next door] was having a swimming/slumber party. Not realizing that they were all changing from their swimming suits, I walked into a room filled with about ten, naked, 15 year old girls!

Boy I was embarrassed! I was so embarrassed that I almost couldn't bring myself to close the door. ...really I just couldn't think straight because of all of the high pitched screaming.

You should've said, "...close your eyes girls, I'm coming through!"

 

[FaverWillets]

I got caught by mom once.


The first time that I worked at USC medical center was quite an experience. You follow these colored lines on the floor all around the hospital. When you enter the ER area there is a color code on the wall. From there, just follow the color stripe to your destination. So I'm following my green line [I think it was] when it takes me to the elevator. I walked in, turned around and saw the green line marking the 10th floor button [or so]. I hit the button and waited until the elevator stopped at my floor. When it stopped it just sat there. Nothing happened. I hit the door open button but nothing happened. Then I heard the chuckling from a room full of people, behind me. I had never seen a double sided elevator.

Just think if you had been wearing a hospital gown of how you would have really cracked them up!

 

[FaverWillets]

One good one:

The time I was far out in the backwoods skinny dipping with my girlfriend when while standing on a large rock, I heard giggles and looked up, and about thirty Girl Scouts were walking by at close range! :surprise:

I guess that was no small thing they were laughing about either.

 

[Gokul43201]

You're nowhere near stopping, are you Faver ?

 

[Math Is Hard]

I do believe Faver is just getting warmed up!

 

[FaverWillets]

I do believe Faver is just getting warmed up!

I done a baaaaaaaaaaaaaad thing!

 

[FaverWillets]

You're nowhere near stopping, are you Faver ?

"...never pass up on a straight line...and with this thread there are soooooooo many!"

 

[FaverWillets]

So many straight lines...so little time.

 

[FaverWillets]

You're nowhere near stopping, are you Faver ?

...think I should do everyone a Faver?

 

[amwbonfire]

..think I should do everyone a Faver?

Oh God, another bad pun. He needs a slap.

At least you've left my post alone.

While you're enjoying everyone elses mishaps, why not share some of yours?

 

[amwbonfire]

Phil, while I'm at it, I've gone an found an excerpt from one of my journal entries. Please read it:

Puns
Avoid at all costs, unless told as a spur-of-the-moment joke. Telling people a long joke that ends in a pun will usually result in a slap, a fist to the jaw or a cold, mean look that says "Die. Puns are the devil." However, if you pull off a quick thinking pun, telling it as you think of it, people usually laugh. Puns have got to be short and sweet, like... like... I dunno. Like something.

For instance, the other day at school I was studying a town called Collie, when a pun jumped into my head. Instead of taking a long time to lead up to the pun, telling a long joke and then getting slapped, I just blurted it out. "A flower that grows in Collie is a Collieflower." Cauliflower! Get it! Well, my friends did, and they laughed (and groaned afterwards.) But the important thing is they laughed, because I didn't take my time to tell it. You've got to show your wit; then people can really laugh at you. I mean with you. Laugh with you. Moving on...

No, wait, not moving on. Puns are ultimately the devil, so don't spread them. They're really, really, really naughty.

In other words, puns are evil. Run from them, don't spread them around like anti-personel mines.

 

[FaverWillets]

My most embarassing moment...?

It was our wedding day. We had planned it down to the smallest detail. Friends and family flew in from all over the country. We did not recognize any organized religion so we chose the gorgeous Christ Church Cathedral in Indianapolis...the quaint cathedral on Monument Circle.

Everyone had taken their appropriate seats and right on cue the organist started playing our requested selections of Mozart and Beethoven. Father Gibson then started the ceremonies and I was to come out the side door leading to the front row pews. But, there was this problem...the night before I had one hell of a bachelor party...we consumed hot dawgs, beer...and...and...BEANS.

My older brother was my Best Man and though I was being 'discrete' about it while we waited for our cue to walk down front I let one off. The guys started breaking up... my brother said that if he had known he would have brought toilet paper with him. We all started laughing uncontrollably...then the 'cue' ... I had to regain my composure and somehow manage to take control of ...THINGS.

We straigthened up and made our way to the front as rehearsed. There, awaiting the woman I would be married to for the rest of my life, my intestines started gurgling again, though I doubted anyone could have heard it... then Mozart! From the back of the church comes my bride to be, led by her ultra conservative iconoclastic extreme right winged father... tiny beads of sweat started to form on my forehead...my "pucker factor" was at its tightest...

They finally made their way up to me--- father-in-law hands off his daughter to me, takes his seat and together the two of us procede up the steps toward the altar where Father Gibson was waiting to perform this perfect ceremony------in just moments we would become man and wife...

I tell you, this was a lovely wedding...everything went the way we had envisioned, and this moment in our lives was even BETTER than our rehearsal... and I do believe it would have remained perfect... and it did, until...that is, when Father Gibson got to that traditional part...you know that part...that part that goes something like this...

"If anyone here today objects to this marriage, let him NOW SPEAK ..." [Gibson never got to complete the rest of that sentence]... Damn... IT HAPPENED... a HUGE ONE, RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP! Damned beans and beer! I didn't say it audibly, at least I don't think I did. I can't say for sure, because my world went blank, very very blank...But the guys were off to the side howling, the flower girls were in hysterics... everyone was rolling on the floor with uncontrollable laugher...except ME AND SHE, and of course, her father... but my bride was grinning---even my own parents and brothers were in hysterics...from that day forward whenever I was around my father in law he never cracked a smile. You can only imagine what family reunions were like.

Guys, listen to me VERY CAREFULLY...whenever you have your bachelor parties...DON'T... I REPEAT, DON'T...UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...MIX...BEER WITH BEANS!

Don't even THINK of asking what happened on our honeymoon!

 

[humanino]

FaverWillets : if a contest was set up, I would vore for you winning : you deserve it.

How could you not think that would happen ? And the honeymoon! No way... Thanks for the advice dude.

You gave me a great time today.

 

[Artman]

"If anyone here today objects to this marriage, let him NOW SPEAK ..." [Gibson never got to complete the rest of that sentence]... Damn... IT HAPPENED... a HUGE ONE, RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP! Damned beans and beer! I didn't say it audibly, at least I don't think I did. I can't say for sure, because my world went blank, very very blank...But the guys were off to the side howling, the flower girls were in hysterics... everyone was rolling on the floor with uncontrollable laugher...except ME AND SHE, and of course, her father... but my bride was grinning---even my own parents and brothers were in hysterics...from that day forward whenever I was around my father in law he never cracked a smile. You can only imagine what family reunions were like.

Sounds like the wedding had a lot of atmosphere.
Puts a whole new meaning to AIRING your dirty laundry.

 

[FaverWillets]

I think I am being very good about all these puns...after all, I remember...I'm the fool who started 'em.

I guess you could say that from that day forward there was an air between my father in law and me.

 

[FaverWillets]

I don't have one - I never do silly things.

I've got too many. It'd be hard to choose just one.

This will do:

Quite a few years ago (9 years ago) I went to school wearing a long-sleeved shirt and long pants. It wasn't until I got home I realized they were pyjamas.

I was wondering why everyone kept laughing at me!

Dude, you asked...I provided.

 

[FaverWillets]

Sounds like the wedding had a lot of atmosphere.
Puts a whole new meaning to AIRING your dirty laundry.

I guess you could say that it was the right church, wrong pew.

 

[Artman]

I guess you could say that it was the right church, wrong pew.

Lots of music too.
I wouldn't worry, your father-in-law probably thought the whole thing was a gas.

 

[FaverWillets]

I don't have one - I never do silly things.

I've got too many. It'd be hard to choose just one.

This will do:

Quite a few years ago (9 years ago) I went to school wearing a long-sleeved shirt and long pants. It wasn't until I got home I realized they were pyjamas.

I was wondering why everyone kept laughing at me!

"You can imagine how he felt when he got home and his sister shrieked, "I've been looking all over for those Barbie PJ's!"

 

[amwbonfire]

"You can imagine how he felt when he got home and his sister shrieked, "I've been looking all over for those Barbie PJ's!"

My sister was 4



Anyway, that was a good joke.

 

[FaverWillets]

My sister was 4



Anyway, that was a good joke.

Well heck, I couldn't very well leave you unscathed, could I? You're a good sport, mate.