Who Are the Regulars at Infinity Bar?

[Klystron]

All those joke bars to walk into. Ever consider the people already inside?

Let's hang out at Infinity Bar. Yes, located between the Adiabatic AC Repair shop and Moe's Many Manifolds ("Put an edge to your Universe!"). Slide into Infinity Bar and join the fun:
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linguist: ".. prosody only measures intervals my rear-end! I wrote my thesis on prosody! Pah-prosody represents inverse..."

visiting_linguist: "Uh-huh. Uh-huh..."

minimalist: "Well,. I.."

kinesiothologist: "Work out! You call that a workout! Feel this!". "Hey, check-out the cute linguist!"

name-dropper: " like I said at Oracle, 'Elon! (I always call him Elon. Lonnie is too familiar! Don't want him getting ideas! Tee-hee!). 'Elon, what did I say about the Rockets, Elon? What did I say?'."

minimalist: "Well, .I.."

business_person: "...of course we can leverage your iso-byte theory. We'll market it as IbT. Get it? Eye-be-Tea...". "Woah, look what just walked into the bar..."

 

[Klystron]

Later at the bar...
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business_person: "Did you get a load of that horse?"

visiting_linguist: "I thought the duck was cute!"

minimalist: "..I.."

kineistologist: What's a 'troche'? If I knew what that was I'd have completed my degree!"

name_dropper: " "Dahling', I said, 'See a therapist!', I said". " 'Anybody who hangs out on the Internet all night need serious help right away!', I said".

math_student: "No, stretch the integral sign, use "u" for the function and "k" for the constant and it spells..."

topologist: " it's not knot naught..."

minimalist: "Do..."

crank: "Please, no titles. We all equals here. Of course, I applied Louisville's Theories to my theories. And Greene's and Red's. Krank's Evaporative Theory contains every all theories! Like in a compass! All theories! Universal (except for the edges)!".
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admin: "No, we don't change the username spelling. Ban remains! You cannot explain adiabatic processes to high-school students by describing...".

crank: "Relax! We all relatives. We agree to disagree! KET! KET! Everything's adiabatic!"

linguist: "..no, hold your tounge up and b-r-e-a-t-h-e through your nose...".

minimalist: "Wow, I..."

admin: "Look what just walked into the bar...!"

 

[Klystron]

A curious quiet flows over the Infinity Bar.

Cold and viscous lumbering golems converge, text pounded deep
in the sunken cavity of their clay. Following a path of slime
extruded by the dark form of Doctor Dee

"The binary hunchback exudes symmetry" murmurs Dee.

 

[Klystron]

at the bar...---------------------->

Linguist: ".say Dee 'speaks all languages!' "

minimalist: "..No."

kineistologist: "...small bone structure but as quick as the proverbial...

name_dropper: " 'Dee!' I tell you 'Dee!' Mark you! Remember that name! Dee! Doctor Dee! ".

minimalist: "D..."

DEE: "Please, no titles. All equals here. Are we not? All here in interest of Amity!

bartender: "What'll it be Doc? The usual? Or the ideal!?"

 

[Mark44]

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