Why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?

[Blackberg]

Hi, I like one liner jokes. I'd like this to be a thread with nothing but liners. Lame is good. Source optional. I'll start with one by a guy named Stewart Francis, who seems to be an expert at this :

Standing in the park today wondering why does a Frisbee appears larger the closer it gets, and then it hit me.

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

I'm like a really down to Earth guy because you know... gravity

 

[Silicon Waffle]

What do people call a bear without teeth ?
Gummy Bear.

 

[DaveC426913]

If time flies like an arrow,
why do fruit flies like a banana?

 

[Enigman]

I like six word stories.

Epitaph: He shouldn't have fed it.
-Brian Herbert
Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: civilization collapses.
-Richard Powers
Megan’s baby: John’s surname, Jim’s eyes.
-Simon Armitage
Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
-Alan Moore

 

[DaveC426913]

I like six word stories.

Some are funny. Some are tragic.For sale: baby shoes. Never used.

 

[Enigman]

Some are funny. Some are tragic.For sale: baby shoes. Never used.

Ah, Hemingway. He was the one who introduced me to this kind of story.

 

[Fredrik]

"When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction."

All the best ones are from Steven Wright, so I might as well just link to a clip.

 

[HomogenousCow]

"Don't worry, it's not loaded"
-Last words of Guitarist Terry Kath

 

[Fredrik]

"Don't worry, it's not loaded"
-Last words of Guitarist Terry Kath

Reminds me of a certain video that went viral before it was even cool to go viral.

I'm the only one in this room professional enough, that I know of, to carry this Glock 40. I'm the onl**BANG**