Winter Classes for Men: THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

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The discussion revolves around a humorous list of classes offered at an adult learning center, specifically designed for men. Participants express their opinions on various classes, share personal anecdotes, and engage in light-hearted banter regarding the content and implications of the classes.

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Main Points Raised

  • One participant expresses uncertainty about which classes to take, highlighting the appeal of several options while noting scheduling conflicts.
  • Another participant humorously claims to have signed up for multiple classes to demonstrate superiority over other husbands.
  • A participant reacts with laughter, indicating the comedic nature of the class descriptions.
  • One participant suggests that Class 11 is fundamental and expresses a desire for a class on "Shopping Appreciation."
  • Another participant reflects on the title of the thread, recalling past discussions about work and expressing surprise at the content.
  • A participant humorously suggests that their child would benefit from Class 3, mentioning specific challenges related to diabetes.
  • Another participant jokingly questions whether remedial classes are available, suggesting that the child should start with those.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally agree on the humorous nature of the classes, but there is no consensus on which classes are most beneficial or necessary, as opinions vary widely.

Contextual Notes

The discussion reflects a light-hearted take on adult education, with no serious educational claims or outcomes presented. The humor relies on stereotypes and playful exaggeration.

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Readers interested in humorous takes on adult education, relationship dynamics, or light-hearted discussions about gender roles may find this thread entertaining.

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I can't decide which classes to take. Class 1 (below) sounds useful. The group practice in Class 3 sounds fun, but the class starts kind of late. Class 9 sounds great, too, but I'm not sure I can find the class room. Class 11 would be okay, but I'm not sure I like role-playing games. Class 13 sounds best of all, but the class schedule would virtually eliminate any chance of taking 2 classes at a time (unless I decide to take Class 3 and 13).

Winter Classes for Men at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Monday, Jan 30, 2008

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED! TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.


Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM


Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM


Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.



Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.



Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.



Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined



Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .



Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
 
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I showed this list to my wife just so she could see how much better I am than other husbands. She signed me up for 4 classes. That's alright, I got a list of her shortcomings too, which this posting is too narrow to contain.
 
OMG! :smile: :smile:

I just burst out laughing and I'm at work. :redface: :devil:
 
:smile: :smile: :smile:

Class 11 seems fundamental.

I probably need one on "Shopping Appreciation". I never learned that one. I appreciate not having to shop.
 
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When I saw the title of the post, I thought "I'm sure BobG has talked about work before, has he quit and gone back to school?"
You really suckered me in!
 
marcusl said:
When I saw the title of the post, I thought "I'm sure BobG has talked about work before, has he quit and gone back to school?"
You really suckered me in!

What? A person can't do both? I've worked since I was junior high (newspaper route). I even found most of the houses and only got lost in the elevator once.
 
Oh, God! I got to get my weenie-waving wall-peeing 21-year old into this one:
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

He's diabetic and sweet pee is sticky as hell.
 
The heck with it - he needs almost all of them - do they remedial classes too?
He should start with that level I think.
 

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