You Can't Do Simple Math, So I'm Not Marrying You

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The discussion revolves around two unusual wedding incidents in India, one involving a groom failing a simple math test and the other where a bride married a wedding guest after the original groom collapsed. Participants share reactions, humorous comments, and cultural observations related to these events.

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  • One participant shares a news story about a bride leaving her groom due to his incorrect answer to a math question, prompting humorous commentary on the situation.
  • Another participant expresses interest in how the wedding guest who stepped in would explain the situation to others.
  • Some participants speculate on the familial relationships involved in the second incident, questioning whether the guest was a relative and discussing the implications of such a marriage.
  • There are humorous suggestions about the absurdity of the situations, including hypothetical scenarios where the groom could have answered incorrectly and still faced consequences.
  • Comments reflect on the concept of natural selection in relation to the groom's math skills.
  • Participants discuss the cultural context of arranged marriages in India, suggesting that the incidents may not be coincidental due to common practices in marriage arrangements.
  • There is a debate about the definition of incest, with participants noting cultural differences and sharing local terms related to the concept.

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Participants generally find humor in the incidents and share similar reactions, but there are differing views on the implications of familial relationships in the second incident and the cultural context surrounding marriage in India. The discussion remains unresolved regarding the nature of these relationships and the appropriateness of the marriages.

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I had to check for a second if this was April 1st. You can't make this up.

http://news.yahoo.com/groom-fails-math-test-indian-bride-walks-wedding-065433753.html

An Indian bride walked out of her wedding ceremony after the groom failed to solve a simple math problem, police said Friday.

The bride tested the groom on his math skills and when he got the sum wrong, she walked out.

The question she asked: How much is 15 plus six?

His reply: 17.

She probably didn't want to propagate his stupid genes! :)

But that's not all in that news report. This one was even a bigger eye-opener!

Last month, another bride in Uttar Pradesh married a wedding guest after the original groom had a seizure and collapsed at the wedding venue.

The groom's family had not revealed that the groom was epileptic. While the groom was rushed to a hospital in Rampur town, the bride asked one of the wedding guests to step in and married him.

Gives us all another way to look at the role of "Best Man" at a wedding, doesn't it?

:)

Zz.
 
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the bride asked one of the wedding guests to step in and married him.
Nice. :oldlaugh: I would love to watch him explain that to his friends and family.
 
"Rampur town, the bride asked one of the wedding guests to step in and married him."
I think the guest who married her, was one the relatives of the groom/bride. It was all over the radio when it happened. We all laughed.
Is it a coincidence or are both the incidents intentionally from the same country?
 
What would have really been funny is if he answered 21 and she walked out because she didn't know the answer.
 
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And they actually returned the gifts after the wedding was called off..:D
 
Suraj M said:
And they actually returned the gifts after the wedding was called off..:D
I wonder how that exchange went. :smile:

 
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Borg said:
What would have really been funny is if he answered 21 and she walked out because she didn't know the answer.
LOL! Let me check my calculator.

He be like: "Wait, don't go. I have an S500 with central heating on the seats and it includes a calculator. Will you marry me now?"
 
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He should have learned how to add from this
 
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But he probably learned this way:

 
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Nice to see natural selection still works.
 
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Suraj M said:
Is it a coincidence or are both the incidents intentionally from the same country?
I don't think it is pure coincidence:
News article said:
Most marriages in India are arranged by the families of the bride and groom. Except for brief meetings, the couple rarely gets to know each other before the nuptials.
 
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Suraj M said:
"Rampur town, the bride asked one of the wedding guests to step in and married him."
I think the guest who married her, was one the relatives of the groom/bride. It was all over the radio when it happened. We all laughed.
Is it a coincidence or are both the incidents intentionally from the same country?

Wouldn't that make this a bit...incesty?
 
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Matterwave said:
Wouldn't that make this a bit...incesty?
Hmm.. I just read that, she married a relative of her brother in law's family. Not necessary that he was a blood brother(relative).
 
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Matterwave said:
Wouldn't that make this a bit...incesty?

Definition of incest is cultural dependent.
 
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Matterwave said:
Wouldn't that make this a bit...incesty?
We call it Win-cest where I'm from in rural North Carolina :D
 
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Cake said:
We call it Win-cest where I'm from in rural North Carolina :D
Dear lord :s
 
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