Would you rather...

[Greg Bernhardt]

After a ten-mile run, have to drink a gallon of hot coffee

or

a half gallon of cream



ask another one!

[Tom Mattson]

I'd rather have the coffee.

Would you rather wrestle a porcupine or lick a cactus?

[The Grimmus]

lick a cactis you cna avoid the needle


...eat a spoon full of drain cleaner or take a subsatory of vitamins every week