Miss Asian 2004

[Saint]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/saint2300/photo/missasian2004.jpg

[Clausius2]

The two on the right are a bit ugly. :yuck:

But the left one has what I called in spanish: UN PORRASCAZO! :rofl:

[tumor]

That one on the left is HOT!!
Can you give us more pictures of asian babes please :tongue2:

[tumor]

The two on the right are a bit ugly. :yuck:

But the left one has what I called in spanish: UN PORRASCAZO! :rofl:

That's right!
Wunderschon madchen!

[JasonRox]

I'd do all three.

[check]

It's immoral to objectify women by having them take part in beauty pageants. Eh, Saint? :p

[JasonRox]

"immoral"

What's that mean?

[Tom McCurdy]

"immoral"

What's that mean?

lol nice way to put it

I'd do all three.

[Saint]

What is UN PORRASCAZO?

The one on the left is the first runner up.

[Chrono]

I'd do all three.

As would I. Got to love fantasies. :rolleyes:

[BoulderHead]

The one on the left is the first runner up.
I'll say !!

[Saint]

This is Miss USA, a Non-virgin Miss.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/saint2300/missusa.jpg

[chroot]

Yes, and her virginity (or lack thereof) is really quite important, eh? :uhh:

- Warren

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.tartcity.com/misspiggy7.gif
http://www.tartcity.com/misspiggy.html

Sorry Saint, I don't know if she's a virgin.

[Clausius2]

What is UN PORRASCAZO?

The one on the left is the first runner up.


A "Porra" is a policeman stick. A "Porrascazo" is to strike with the stick. But
the interpretation of what's the stick of a man in this thread is left to you....
:rofl:

When you see a pretty girl walking on the street you say:

Ehh! VAYA PORRASCAZO QUE TIENE!

Translation: Wow! She has a great PORRASCAZO!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Spanish first lesson ended.

[LENIN]

I personly don't support beuty contests becouse they objectify women. But I really don't see why it's important if the girl is virgin or not.

PS. The one on the left is HOT!

[tumor]

This is Miss USA, a Non-virgin Miss.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/saint2300/missusa.jpg


OH! YEAH!! MAN!!! :tongue2: :tongue2: :tongue2: :tongue2:
Keep'em coming!
PS. I would not mind checking her for virginity :approve:

[Saint]

A "Porra" is a policeman stick. A "Porrascazo" is to strike with the stick. But
the interpretation of what's the stick of a man in this thread is left to you....
:rofl:

When you see a pretty girl walking on the street you say:

Ehh! VAYA PORRASCAZO QUE TIENE!

Translation: Wow! She has a great PORRASCAZO!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Spanish first lesson ended.


hah, it means to SCREW the girls?

[BoulderHead]

Admit it, Saint; you crave those non virgin girls in a most powerful manner. They are your passion, alongside yearning for money and desire for strict moral legislation…
You may think God does not know your heart, but if I know it then so does he, hahaha.

[edit]what would you like to wager at least two of the three girls you posted have been soiled?

[Saint]

What's wrong with posting beuty photos?
Is there anything wrong for a man to appreciate the beuty of women?

[BoulderHead]

I'm sorry, did that have something to do with my comments? :smile:

[tumor]

What's wrong with posting beuty photos?
Is there anything wrong for a man to appreciate the beuty of women?

Where are the pictures! :mad:
This time post some nakeed ones OK! :wink:

[Saint]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/saint2300/junzi.bmp

[Loren Booda]

Can you tell their true feelings, not just their ephemeral beauty, through their eyes, the windows to their souls? Love is a wonderful rush, but somewhat fickle.

Guys, did you ever think while viewing female porn, that you are sharing that moment with a film crew (most, if not all, male) a perverted male director/publisher and perhaps thousands, if not millions of sweaty, horny guys replicating the same lustful longings? Ugh!

[check]

Guys, did you ever think while viewing female porn, that you are sharing that moment with a film crew (most, if not all, male) a perverted male director/publisher and perhaps thousands, if not millions of sweaty, horny guys replicating the same lustful longings? Ugh!

Not till now, thanks Loren :yuck:
... ok, check needs to find a new hobby. :frown:


:tongue2:

[tumor]

Can you tell their true feelings, not just their ephemeral beauty, through their eyes, the windows to their souls? Love is a wonderful rush, but somewhat fickle.

Guys, did you ever think while viewing female porn, that you are sharing that moment with a film crew (most, if not all, male) a perverted male director/publisher and perhaps thousands, if not millions of sweaty, horny guys replicating the same lustful longings? Ugh!

You lucky dude have girlfriend, but what we losers,loners and geeks have to do? :frown:

[Saint]

I think those guys who scorn me are either Hypocrite or Too Conservative.

[Loren Booda]

Guys scorning you? Definitely not Conservative: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"!

[Saint]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/saint2300/daniellewinshot.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/saint2300/alliecrownweb.jpg

[Saint]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/saint2300/MissAmerica010.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/saint2300/missamerica032.jpg

[Saint]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/saint2300/DeidreDownsEWT1003.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/saint2300/DeidrebeingCrownedMissAlabama.jpg

[Saint]

Nothing wrong to appreciate the beuty of american women.

[Saint]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/saint2300/TUSA20020254.jpg

[Gokul43201]

Yeah ! Lord take me downtown...I'm just lookin' for some tush !! :tongue2:

[Saint]

Yeah ! Lord take me downtown...I'm just lookin' for some tush !! :tongue2:

don't be so lustful

[Math Is Hard]

don't be so lustfuloy vey!!!! :rofl:

[Gokul43201]

don't be so lustful
C'mon...I'm just human.

Okay, tell you what...I'll run over to the church down the street, do a quickie confession, and come back to this thread for more lascivious pleasure ! :tongue2:

Deal ?

[Saint]

not ok,
please live in celibacy.

[Gokul43201]

please live in celibacy.
I'm tired of moving, but I'll think about it.

So, how much does a Honda Accord cost in Celibacy ? And what's the rent for a 1500 sq foot house there ? And most importantly, are there churches on every street ?

[Math Is Hard]

I'm tired of moving, but I'll think about it.

So, how much does a Honda Accord cost in Celibacy ? And what's the rent for a 1500 sq foot house there ? And most importantly, are there churches on every street ?
I'm actually looking to move out of Celibacy. You can have my 2-bedroom apartment - CHEAP!!! I'll throw in a Honda Accord. Deal?

[jimmy p]

Miss USA is hot. Lots of these women are hot. Miss UK is probably Rowan Atkinson in a dress or something.

[recon]

Miss USA is hot. Lots of these women are hot. Miss UK is probably Rowan Atkinson in a dress or something.

http://www.sophos.fr/images/viruses/w32missworld2.jpg

:rofl: :rofl: You mean this? :rofl: :rofl:

[jimmy p]

ok that is creepy.

[Shahil]

Odd how everytime I come back to the PF after a while, you guys have a topic that is sooo relevant in some ways to me! Creepy methinks but anyway...

THIS morning I received an email with, like, 20 oddMiss world contestants. Damn! They're like super-duper hot! Can't attach all the pics though coz they're too many :frown: :frown: :frown:

Attached are (I think and hope!) Miss Ireland, Miss Israel and Miss Dominican Republic...

[The_Professional]

Is there a poll? My vote goes out to Ms. Alaska, Ireland, Israel etc..etc..

[tumor]

Miss Alaska looks like she came back from choping wood in forrest.This is beauty.
Miss Israel is really nice peace of m....

[Clausius2]

Take a look at this one. She is the sweetest thing:

:P

[tumor]

Clausius2? moderators did not let you post the image or what?
Anyway... hold on to chair and check my beauties.

[klusener]

now i am not the type of guy who objectifies women and stuff like that... but i feel that indian women have not been properly represented in this thread. :approve:

so here goes:

http://perso.club-internet.fr/pschuler/Cinema/Actrices/Aishwarya-Rai/aishrawa-rai4.jpg

[Chrono]

Tumor, I just love the last one you posted. :approve: :bugeye:

[tumor]

Thank you Chrono, she is a babe indeed.Out of my league unfortunatelly :frown: :cry: :cry:

[Saint]

japanese girls are so plenty on the web,look cheap.

[tumor]

japanese girls are so plenty on the web,look cheap.
Where are they? can you give me some clues?
You from Malaysia Saint, Malaysian girls are also very preety, maybe you know any who would like to meet western dude like me? :smile:

[Shahil]

Guys, this threads like pbecoming a perv thread! Eish!!! :smile:

Anyway - big up klusener - aishwariya is beautiful. My aunt met her in person and apparently she looks even better in real life!!

Also, methinks Mahima Choudary is gorgeous...

[BoulderHead]

...So here are the unaltered originals;

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/funny2.jpg

[Chrono]

Out of my league unfortunatelly :frown: :cry: :cry:

I think nearly the whole world population isn't in her league.

[chroot]

Hey look BoulderHead,

Those are American girls. :smile:

- Warren

[Loren Booda]

One advantage - they don't need to shell out for a bikini bottom.

[tumor]

Hey Man ! enough with the fatsos, I see them all day long in the office and in the food court.But I have to admit those four are gems. :surprised

[Math Is Hard]

Boulderhead, I think the red-head on the right looks a little air-brushed. Anyone with me?
klusener, that woman from India is stunning (as are many Indian women I have met). Wowser!

[Evo]

The beautiful world famous actress Merle Oberon (1939 as Cathy in Wuthering Heights with Laurence Olivier as Heathcliff) was half Indian, born in Bombay.

[BoulderHead]

Boulderhead, I think the red-head on the right looks a little air-brushed. Anyone with me?
LOL, congratulation to Math Is Hard for pointing out the one fraud of that group. I must have been blinded by the radiant beauty of the three on the left such that I failed to see this. Why, she even fails the 'Loren Booda test', haha, in that she's wearing a bikini bottom! :rofl:

The search for authenticity continues...

[BoulderHead]

Hey Man ! enough with the fatsos, I see them all day long in the office and in the food court.But I have to admit those four are gems. :surprised
You lucky fellow you, we should all be so blessed for such are real women with much to offer... :biggrin:

[Loren Booda]

BoulderHead,

They all pass the "Loren Booda Criterion I" as well. They cannot be judged obscene if one refuses to look at them!

Criterion II: When Jabba the Hutt mistakes them for his clones.

More to love - that is, if you adore rendering plants. These morbidly obese pics are very real; too much there to air brush!

[ShawnD]

...So here are the unaltered originals;

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/funny2.jpg

Thanks for making me impotent :frown:

[tumor]

Would those four fatbags sink in the water or be pushed to the surface(all the fat) like in the dead sea in M.East?

[BoulderHead]

I believe fat floats.

[tumor]

Yeah, I thouhgt so, then there is a plus side to being fat.

[Saint]

those who like to see ugly woman, must have psychological problem.

[BoulderHead]

those who like to see ugly woman, must have psychological problem.
You one funny man!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :biggrin: :biggrin: :rofl: :rofl:

[Saint]

You one funny man!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :biggrin: :biggrin: :rofl: :rofl:


You one CRAZY man, insane, mentally disordered lah !!! hah hah hah !!!!

[Evo]

Alright, let's be nice. Boulderhead, behave. Saint, don't be so easily offended, ok?

[Saint]

just kidding

[tumor]

Hey Saint ! you have something against my wife and my kids, Hmm! :mad: :wink:

[Saint]

Obesity is a Disease.
Don't eat too much.

[check]

HAHAHA! Saint, you get funnier every post.

[Chrono]

Don't eat too much.

On the same note, don't take your kids to McDonald's every two hours.

[Saint]

http://www.itv.com/news/index_641303.html

[Loren Booda]

So much for legalization of street drugs.

[tumor]

HOLY COW SAINT ! that is scary like hell ! I don't now which is worst being fat like those four whales or her.
Hey guys let's go back to some nicier stuff ok? halloween is over.
Here we go :smile:

[recon]

Hey Saint ! you have something against my wife and my kids, Hmm! :mad: :wink:


Wow...tumor...I don't know what to say. :bugeye: Are you aware of the fact that your kids have their picture in a recent edition of Newsweek?

You must be one proud father! :tongue2: :biggrin:

[tumor]

He He He He :redface: sorry about that,I 'm gonna have to stop making fun of fatjos,cause what goes around comes around with fury might I add.

[TENYEARS]

I is always calmning to see beauty which takes the edge from ones soul.